The Eternal Banana Slug

Just my life as a Banana Slug. Or as a mostly average teenaged white girl. I guess I'm one of those too.

[chromic-acid]

Just a small town girl

Livin’ in a lonely world

She took the 

goin’ anywhere

[thewhimsyturtle]

Happy Father’s Day to all the dads of the world!  Today is the day to show them all the love!

Nomming is the ultimate show of love!

Hang on, I totally missed this giant wooden rack before!

Hmm…nope, the tiles are definitely tastier!

I love you, DAD tiles!

[theeternalbananaslug]

Hey I started a blog bc I like museums if you too like museums you can follow it!

@the-museum-fandom

Thank you y’all are lovely

[ink-the-artist]

Going to buy some goods

[diablod-deactivated20130501]

HAVE YOU EVER HEARD THE SOUND A DEATH’S HEAD MOTH MAKES

[independentplant]

everything is suddenly so much better

[bug-maniac]

UNMUTE THIS

[namelesskitten22]

@kaaramel Mothy makes a spring peeper noise. >w>

[tin-pan-ali-deactivated20191216]

is this not the meaning of life

to be as badass as ‘DEATHS HEAD’ while at the same time sounding like a very small rubber duck

[mellifexfarm]

Concept: chickens but horse-sized

[alex-is-fragile-deactivated2019]

reblog if you would care if i killed myself

[theeternalbananaslug]

5% of my brain: Hey, it’s okay if you stop stressing out about school. You graduate in 2 weeks, you’re enrolled in a college, just chill.

The other 95% of my brain: If you get less than a 5 on any one of your four AP tests you will have brought shame upon yourself and your family.

[nokiabae]

this tea…

[mellifexfarm]

💤

[the-memedaddy]

[mellifexfarm]

today is a big day, chia and olive are roosting with the flock for the first time. (chia HATES it)

[amelia-pond-inthe-tardis-blog]

“did you bring protection?” “don’t worry babe” *pours salt in a circle around bed*

[mellifexfarm]

[samstarium]

so this guy at school has a 3d printer and he’s been secretly selling these

kirbies with legs

and i got mine today

here’s the handmade package

i open it and

oh

[cockroach-queer]

Sometimes I’m like “ancient greek plays are so old, how am i going to relate to the characters?” but then 

[andhumanslovedstories]

If the frosting! Of your cupcake! Is equal to or greater in height than the cupcake itself! you made a bad fucking cupcake

[andhumanslovedstories]

We can’t as a society keep supporting pastries that are just edible plates for five inch piles of sugar glue

[simplystormie]

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