how i look like when he tells me to watch out for my teeth when im sucking on him but he forgot to buy me my pepsi while grocery shopping
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how i look like when he tells me to watch out for my teeth when im sucking on him but he forgot to buy me my pepsi while grocery shopping
the past grabs back
Does anyone have gas station bjork picture
It’s an emergency
“My turn now!”
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My disguise fucking sucks and i am going to get killed
Instead of requiring my henchmen to wear matching uniforms, I allow each of them to design their own costume and encourage them all to develop their own unique battle techniques, making each henchperson a minor villain in their own right rather than simply one of a horde
My facility encourages evil career development
You know, I’m a season and a half into watching Danny Phantom and I’m just starting to realise how sad it is that Danny has a secret identity.
Here’s the thing, all the villains know who he is. They know where he lives, and who is family and friends are. And you know what? I can’t remember Danny ever freaking out about that. He just accepted that his enemies had this information and could use it against him.
Danny doesn’t care that his enemies know who he is, but he’s terrified of the idea of the people he loves knowing. His greatest fear isn’t his enemies coming after him in his own home, it’s just the idea that these people - these people that he’s willing to put his life at risk to protect on a daily basis - wouldn’t be able to love him anymore if they knew what he was. I think that may be the saddest superhero story I’ve ever heard.
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Is it just me or are these not
I didnt finish the goddamn sentence
Maddie Ziegler didn’t even want to take the title role in “Music” at first, and she cried and had emotional breakdowns repeatedly when filming because she was afraid that Autistic people would think she was making fun of them. Sia. Basically pressured her into taking the part and going through with it. So on top of everything else, the main actress was manipulated and exploited as well (especially since Maddie was 15 I think when they filmed it). Just gross all around.
It’s true. Fuck Sia. Trash human.
NEW FISH JUST DROPPED
happy Thursday the 20th
I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?
next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th
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You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years
HAPPY THURSDAY THE 20TH EVERYONE
Reality is stranger than fiction
that’s some Nazi shit right there.
Thought this was fake or a misunderstanding but
https://www.cnn.com/2018/09/08/politics/plaid-shirt-guy-trump-montana-rally-cnntv/index.html
Good Morning Krusty Krew
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jesus christ
sorry
yeah? well i’m gonna form a toxic online polycule with both your parents
GUYS CAN WE MAKE THIS A THING?
tumblr-con
where everyone from tumblr can meet up with other tumblr people and we can have fandom booths for each fandom big or little and its free! please?
How quickly they forget.
We must not let history repeat
wat what does this mean lol
History lesson! Yes, a tumblr convention did happen, back in mid-2013, and it was called Dashcon. Basically, tumblr in a convention, right? Sounds cool. People thought it would be really promising since there was going to be a Q/A panel from the creators of Welcome to Night Vale! But, following the convention’s start, the panel was cancelled. Everything went downhill from there. Barely anyone attended, except some cosplayers(namely homestuck fans, we’re here for everything) and other folks.
That ball pit up there? That thing quickly started a rumor that the staff would give an ‘extra hour in the ball pit’ to make up for missing the Welcome To Night Vale Q/A. This is what started the ‘extra hour in the ball pit’ meme.
People payed 17,000 bucks for this con. Literally nothing happened.
And so, everyone here who was on tumblr circa 2013 knows and wants to prevent it to happen again.
And some things that should not have been forgotten were lost. History became legend. Legend became myth. And for two and a half thousand years, the the ball pit passed out of all knowledge.
the above commenter left out soem details and had some inaccuracies. it’s way more wild than that.
dashcon actually took place in july 2014, which places it in the era of tumblr where superwholock had fully fallen out of fashion. it was even more of a trainwreck than previously described. this post gives a great rundown of all that happened and i definitely recommend reading through it. there’s also a wikipedia page! and a knowyourmeme page! and a fanlore page! but here are some highlights:
the wtnv panel was cancelled because the con didn’t pay the wtnv team’s transportation and performance fees before their panel, so wtnv walked out as they had full right to imo. here is their apology. well-known artist gingerhaze apparently didn’t have her hotel room paid for and had to sleep on wtnv’s pull out couch. yikes!
the con was run by a few people who were superwholocks (and the dregs of it) the homestucks in the ball pit was simply one of the first iconic images out of the con. tickets were $65 for a first time con that was basically empty by saturday afternoon - all the vendors packed up and left.
okay, the $17,000 bit? not to be glossed over, because what happened was at the end of the first night of the con the organizers made a speech to the crowd asking for $17,000, or else the hotel would kick them out. so they passed around a hat and people just dumped money in - no signing of names, no nothing - until they got the money. then there was loud wailing of “we are the champions.” there was a lot of suspicion, and basically everyone considers it to be a scam.
here is a screenshot of informative panels one could attend:
apparently, names and descriptions were changed by con staff - reports from the “homoerotic subtext” panel actually said the panel was about queerbaiting in the media! which is cool.
following it, there was speculation on the con’s llps, allocation of payment, and just a whole bunch of stuff that could easily pile into a bunch of lawsuits. i havent heard anything about any of them coming to fruition… pity.
anyway, here’s a pretty good description of the whole affair (warning for volume and flashing in the link)
possibly the greatest and worst weekend of 2014.
Love that you can date this reply by the fact that it says “ well-known artist gingerhaze” and not “Noelle Fucking Stephenson future creator of She-Ra and the Princesses of Power”
I just found an etsy shop that sells parts for escape rooms and it feels like looking through a store for decorating your animal crossing house
I want this in my real life house
im going to throw a party and stay in the attic and only talk to guests through this