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Update on TheEvilWokeWizard’s party

Witnessed The Fantastic 4 film, which was pretty fantastic

TheEvilWokeWizard has returned from their slumber.

Today is my EvilWokeBirthday can’t wait to go around casting my confetti spell

TheEvilWokeWizard will NOT pay 49 bucks (24 euro for the expedition) to buy a blahaj, im going to the nearest ikea on bike idc if it’s 2 hours away

Weekend almost over, magic school starts tomorrow and i have done none of my yuri reading in the weekend, am i cooked?💔

forgot to mention it’s also the evil and woke magic school

Weekend almost over, magic school starts tomorrow and i have done none of my yuri reading in the weekend, am i cooked?💔

At theevilwokewizardgang school rn, learning a spell to make boys kiss: opps be warned‼️

im the first female wizard of my kind, someone might call me a wizardess 💯

being an evilwokewizard is not for the weak: casting spells and kissing girls is harder than it looks

rules to being an EvilWokeWizard:

bed time is always at 8 pm

don’t swear

no violence

if you encounter an homo/transphobic, ignore the third rule

always eat your veggies

ok so, i, again, dont mean to hate, but:

that look like a swear to me.

just trying to point this out

Holy cow you’re right, i broke one of my own rules, i don’t deserve to be an evil woke wizard