The Existential It

"Get more ass than the mayor of a place called Assy Asstown, where the motto is, 'If it's ass and we don't have it, we'll order it!' " - Smut - 18+ ONLY - Takes Requests

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There was a text post calling out us cowards for not making Eddie Brock top. And I decided that it was a fair criticism.

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The Aftermath

Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Sir Nighteye/Yagi Toshinori | All Might Characters: Sir Nighteye (My Hero Academia), Yagi Toshinori | All Might Additional Tags: NightMight - Freeform, allnight - Freeform, Smut, Unsafe Sex, Oral Sex, Body Worship, One Shot, Yaoi, When Your Hero Identity Is Inseparable From Your Secret Identity Summary: Lifting a Pro Hero's spirits is a part of a Sidekick's job, and Sir Nighteye takes his commitment to All Might very seriously. Smut one-shot.

Art by @blithefool . (@mysmuttyscribbles​ is a godsend, y‘all)

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Sir Nighteye/Yagi Toshinori | All Might Characters: Sir Nighteye (My Hero Academia), Yagi Toshinori | All Might Additional Tags: Gift Fic, Shameless Smut, early relationship days, allnight - Freeform, NightMight - Freeform, Office Sex Summary:

A plotless bit of graphic smut for BlitheFool's ( @mysmuttyscribbles ) birthday to the tune of Sir and All Might in a new relationship and exploring new kinks between heroing together.

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Fandom: Cable and Deadpool, Marvel Rating: Explicit Relationships: Nathan Summers/Wade Wilson, Cable/Deadpool Characters: Nathan Summers, Wade Wilson Additional Tags: Anal Fingering, Phone Sex, Mutant Husbands, Mutual Masturbation, Cablepool Series: Part 1 of Cable & Deadpool's Collection of Fun! Summary: When my phone rings this late at night, it's either a stranger demanding an assassination or good old Mutant Jesus begging for phone sex. Guess which call I got tonight?

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Rick’s pretty good at weird sex...

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Request for fiddauthor please!! :) maybe Fiddleford fucking Ford from behind?

“Goldernnit, won’t you put that ding-dang journal down for just a second?!”

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hey it's been a little bit...hope everything's been okay! (:

Hey anon! If you’re the one who dropped off the fiddauthor request, it’s on its way, but my trial period for SAI ran out and I’m working on finding me an alternative.... so hang in there! I’m gonna do it.

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do u kno @arsco? they write nsfw stan x reader & rick x reader stuff. maybe u could use 1 as a prompt ?

Yanno, I don’t usually go looking for x reader fics, but hell I’m always happy to take a prompt. Anything you’d want to see in particular, anon?

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Inevitable followup to this.

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@cardboardfacewoman replied to your post “lovin all your stanchez art!! i'd love to see more fiddauthor stuff if...”

Yay someone wants to see your fiddauthor stuffs!

Oh my god, it wasn’t you sending this anonymously?? 

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lovin all your stanchez art!! i'd love to see more fiddauthor stuff if you're ever up to it :)

Hah! Thanks! I do need to get back to work on this... my partner in crime is working on a storyline that’s got some gross old guy smut in it, so I’ll probably be getting back to it soon.But yeah, oh, heck to the yeah, my anonymous friend. Got any ideas you’d like to see for them?

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oh no he's cute

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Advancing the world through science and technology.

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thank you for this bounty of wholesome old man sex

Oh. My friend. I am not yet done. But you’re very, very welcome.

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Dirty old men.

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Aftermath....

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Fat bellies are fun, especially when you don't have your own...