The Fabulous Ampharos

I curate this page with my friend coffee, and my life coach Pokémon.

[tinycartridge]

Limited Edition Smash Bros. 3DS XL unveiled ⊟

So far it’s only announced for Europe, but I would be surprised if Nintendo of America didn’t support such a big release with special edition hardware in the States. This bundle, which includes a pre-installed digital copy of Smash Bros., will launch alongside the 3DS game in Europe on October 3.

The company also announced Meta Knight will return as a playable fighter.

PREORDER Super Smash Bros for Wii U/3DS, upcoming releases

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AHHHHHHHHHHH

AHHHHHHHHHHH

Barbecue sauce confirmed for smash 4.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[terihawki]

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Justice

Is

Duct Tape

[turbolesbo]

look at this thing i got at the airport when leaving germany

it’s a giant tic tac box filled with tiny tic tac boxes

[thefabulousampharos]

TICTAC-CEPTION DUUUUUUUUUN

How dramatic.

[bitchyblackbarbie]

[meanplastic]

me about to do a powerpoint presentation

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misprite1 is that you?

[sciencevsromance]

A surprising caloric beer fact from You’re Not Much Use to Anyone, a.k.a., the Pitchfork Reviews Reviews novel. 

[thefabulousampharos]

*Gets drunk and eats 2 pizzas*

Yup very healthy.

[blowoffs]

[pancaikes]

son get over here

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*Jabs rubber at people*

[typhlosionofficial]

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RU ready for bad Pokémon jokes?

[funhomes]

buckbarrow:

buckbarrow:

i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father

STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD THINKS HE’S SOME INTERNET SENSATION AND HE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT

still Hangin with Yo frienz one year later

[thefabulousampharos]

Hide yo kids, hide yo wife and hide you friends cause they stealin' everyone's friends round here. 

[busiest]

do u ever wonder if your future partner follows you on tumblr

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*deletes all posts*

[orangeis]

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Aw no she di int.

[tinycartridge]

Hey, guys, did you hear? Mega Slowbro ⊟

I neglected to mention Mega Slowbro’s existence this morning, and now Patricia Hernandez and every other Poké person has put up much better posts than I can hope to make. So, let’s just get it over with. Here’s Mega Slowbro. The creature popped up on the official Korean Pokémon website (along with Mega Audino) this morning. Its special ability is “Shell Armor.”

Serebii offers these details:

"It has boosted Defense and Special Attack. Energy was focused in the Shellder biting Slowbro’s tail, and the result was that the hardness of the shell increased and it became an immensely hard suit of armor that can be damaged by no one. When the battle begins Mega Slowbro uses its tail to stand up straight and it propels itself like a spring."

Mega Slowbro is super cute and super pitiful, and this Mega evolution solidifies his status as Pokémon’s Ralph Wiggum. Look at the poor fool. It can barely move in that thing. Credit to Ferrari94 for the GIF.

PREORDER Pokemon Omega Ruby / Alpha Sapphire, upcoming games

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He literally has eyes on the back of his head. He's watching you.

[sandandglass]

[xoellle-deactivated20190624]

this is how I would doctor

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But but but I'm allergic to kittens nooooo

[taco-bell-rey]

"I loved them before they got popular"

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And you win... uh 2 billion followers?

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Holidays

I'll be gone for two weeks on holidays without WiFi, so I won't be able to post anything D: Byeeee guys.

[imagineyouricon]

Imagine turning into your icon every full moon.

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I am my icon.

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What do you think of anon asks

I think it's perfectly okay to ask anonymously, it's good if you're asking an awkward question that you don't want people to associate you with.

I don't like anon hate though, it feels a little like this:

[thefabulousampharos]

I'm dying.