The Facelesswizard

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𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓯𝓪𝓬𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓭𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓶𝓼

“I’ll do my best to resist. Though you do like to tempt me.” Leigha chuckled as she thought about his question. “I suppose it’s because real life has gotten so boring. Please don’t treat me like a princess, I get that enough outside these dreams. I’m like Pinocchio, I just want to be a real girl.”

“Well, Miss Pinocchio. I’ll treat you like a real girl if you come meet me when I’m awake.” A smile started growing on his face. She was different, exciting, and he liked it. “How about? If you come meet me outside of our dreams.” he paused momentarily. “I will take you to a pub filled with ugly men. No place fit for a princess.”

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𝓐 𝓯𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓻 𝓹𝓮𝓽𝓪𝓵

“I have to disagree with that, my top is still firmly in place. Maybe you’re not trying hard enough yet.” Winking, she did a little shimmy to emphasize her point. “Well maybe you should give me something else to ease the tension that cigarettes help with.” Chuckling, the brunette held the cigarette back out to him.

“Well maybe I’m just not even trying yet,” he smirked moving closer to her. He plucked the cigarette from her hand and placed it between his lips. Making sure to squeeze out an awkward for moments while he took a long drag. “Maybe I could get you a drink?”

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𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓰𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓻 𝓸𝓷𝓮

“Alcohol does help, but I just came from a place filled with it and was threatened to have a barrel of firewhiskey poured on me, so no thanks. As for the sandwich, I believe that sounds absolutely disgustingly brilliant.”

“You have my dream job? Having a barrel of firewhiskey poured over me is a dream! I know the best place to get one! I will take you there if you wish? And they are certainly disgustingly brilliant sandwiches!”

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𝓐𝓷𝓷𝓪𝓼𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓵

“Actually I’d prefer to file reports than have strangers try and touch me whilst performing on a cramped stage. Excuse me, that is wrong. I sound like a tone-deaf cat in a washing machine.”

“Hey! Those people get shown the exit plus who’d want to willing touch you! Putting a cat in the washing machine is a very very mean thing to do Annasmell!”

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Reports || Annabelle&Open

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𝓐𝓷𝓷𝓪𝓼𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓵

“I swear all I’ve been doing lately is filling in reports for the injuries than actually fixing the injuries.”

“Quit the day job and start a band! Actually, no you sound like a tone-deaf cat that has had its tail stepped on!” 

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𝓱𝓸𝓽𝓱𝓮𝔁𝓭𝓮𝓭𝓻𝓸𝓼𝓲𝓮

“Okay, listen, back up. I am on the verge of breaking someones wand.”

“Do you know what I find helps with the stress? One; Alcohol. Two; A really good sandwich, like stuff it full of and then press it together so everything is happily squashed.”

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𝓵𝓮𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓪-𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓯𝓪𝓬𝓮-𝓬𝓸𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓼

“And here I thought I found you! Of course this could just be another of those amazing dreams, you know.”

“Well lets hope nobody wakes us up, and avoid pinching at all times!” He tilted his head one side. “Why do you only appear in dreams? I wish I could treat you like a princess when both of us are awake.”

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Bragging Rights || Jay & Open

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𝓹𝓮𝓽𝓪𝓵𝓵𝔁𝓽𝓸𝔁𝓽𝓱𝓮𝔁𝓶𝓮𝓽𝓪𝓵

A slight pout crossed her lips before she tucked her unlit cigarette away. “Just how sound is it?” A playful smirk crossed her lips as she stole his lit cigarette. “Now this feels familiar.” With a wink, she took a drag from it before handing it back to him.

 “Well it’s be proven to be a hundred percent accurate!” he teased. He licked his bottom lip a smirk crossing his face as the cigarette was stolen swiftly from between his lips, this girl was good. Slicking back his hair he scoffed out a laugh, “why is it you always steal my cigarette’s. Pretty girl like you shouldn't be smoking!”

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𝓵𝓮𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓪-𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓯𝓪𝓬𝓮-𝓬𝓸𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓼

“You look fairly familiar. Did I get your cigarette wet, once upon a dream?”

“You did! It was a pretty amazing dream. I’m glad...I’ve found you again!”

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Bragging Rights || Jay & Open

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𝓹𝓮𝓽𝓪𝓵𝓵𝔁𝓽𝓸𝔁𝓽𝓱𝓮𝔁𝓶𝓮𝓽𝓪𝓵

“How would you like to test that theory, sugar lips? I happen to be a girl after all.” Petall grinned as she slid an unlit cigarette between her rosy lips. “Got a light?”

“It is a sound theory! You know smoking is a filthy habbit,” he teased pulling a lighter out his pocket but not handing it to her. “You should consider quitting,” he placed a cigarette between his lips and lit it. 

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Bragging Rights || Jay & Open

“Girls always love to me their breasts. I think I have a special talent or something!”

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leigha-theface-collins:

“Oh, I promise it will be.” Winking, she turned and jumped back in, curious if he would actually join her. “Pretty sure I’ve seen you around before,” Leigha called with a chuckle.

“You know I won’t allow my head under water,” he pointed to the water, “this hair has way too much product in.” With a smirk he raised an eyebrow, “you have?”

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petallxtoxthexmetal:

“The Faceless Wizard? Maybe I have heard of them. I didn’t realize you were the lead singer.” Of course she had, but playing with him was such fun. “An Auror actually. Modelling isn’t nearly dangerous enough. What’s life without adventure? Fucking boring,” Petall answered as she leaned forward, plucking the cigarette from his fingers. Grinning, she took a deep drag, the pale smoke exiting a moment later from her nostrils as she leaned forward, pushing the filter against his lips. “Thanks for the drag.” An imprint of her lipstick had been left behind on the filter. 

“I think you have heard of them and knew my face soon as you saw it,” he smirked picking up on her pretend lack of knowledge. “An auror? Well you must have brains that match your outstanding beauty,” he teased before smiling at her comment about adventure in life. “That’s one of the motto’s I live b-” he was stopped the feel of his cigarette leaving his mouth leaving a trail of smoke exciting is mouth. “Well I had no choice did I?” he raised his eyebrows at her as his eyes scanned over the filter. 

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chaser-lily:

“You look like hell.  Perhaps stay away from the whiskey so early in the day….”

“I feel like it too and whiskey is a perfectly healthy breakfast? It has the goodness of barley and wheat.” 

“So basically it is like eating toast? Expect it is more fun that toast.”

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calmbxforethestxrm:

“You’d think they’d learn to wear trainers by now, but no. Got to meet you in their new stiletto heels! That’s more than a little creepy, Jay. These women are referring to themselves as your bloody wife! My best brother? Jay, you’re my only bloody brother, you nitwit. Although, I will take you up on that offer since you’re sofa is miles better than the one at St. Mungos and home.”

“Bloody hell, Jay. I am not going to put an IV of coffee in your arm, you silly bugger.”

“Trainers don’t make your legs look as nice apparently. I’m not even looking at their legs. Yup. Why you think I run, huh? Therefore the best brother you have...nobody is worse than me or better because they don’t exist! My sofa is the best sofa in the whole of England! 

“Why not? I already drink my own body weight in alcohol...whats a little caffeine  gonna do?”

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scorpius-malfious:

Scorpius lets out a chuckle “Dude, my cheerios were piss free this morning but your expression tells me someone pissed in yours…. Either that or you just need to get laid.” He laughs.

Jay raised his eyebrow watching as the blonde chuckled away thinking his comment was funny. “Pretty sure I have the opposite problem to that. Tell me how to you repel the female species? My mattress springs are broken and the new one doesn't arrive for another day. Just ain’t fun with a little bounce.”

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leigha-theface-collins:

Climbing out, she couldn’t help but laugh. “Well put it out then. It’s far more fun with me in there,” she said pointing to the water she had just left.

Taking the cigarette from his mouth he dropped it to the floor stepping on it with his boots, “that better be a promise!”