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Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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RMH
$LAYYYTER
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sheepfilms
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ

oozey mess
todays bird
cherry valley forever
occasionally subtle
NASA
Cosmic Funnies
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
noise dept.
Mike Driver
Keni

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“It’s been a while since the two of us talked.” [bluexlady]
“Hello, there! Well, I suppose it has, hasn’t it? I’m really very sorry, but I’ve got quite the old head on these shoulders… Would you be so kind as to run us through some introductions, Ms? I’d introduce myself, but you seem to have a better memory than I have.”
“You’ve been sniffling for ten minutes. Just blow your nose!”
@thefacenobody-listensto
Kailee had been pointedly ignoring him. He wanted to disappear for a few years? She’d ignore him sitting there for ten minutes. Yes, it was childish, and yes, she was sick, but if she’d acknowledge him before he broke and acknowledged her, she’d lose.
Lose what? The imaginary battle in her head, apparently. Kai heaved a sigh, about to retort with something, before she started sneezing. Thankfully, a box of tissues was close at hand, and it was contained.
When she looked up, she was still irritable.
“Did I ask for your advice? No, because you left. Do you know how long you’ve been gone, ya damn madman? Do you care? Or is it just okay for you to pop in and out of people’s lives?” Kai coughed, then rolled over on the couch.
“Some Doctor you are.”
His heels stopped tapping as Kai’s words seared the atmosphere around them. Wide eyes stared back at her, surprised by the sudden verbal attack-- but he knew she was right. He’d disappeared again without warning or explanation, to drop back in under the same circumstances.
Should he apologize? Eventually, but he figured she wouldn’t have any of that before she could land a few good wallops on him. If she could sit up with that nasty head cold.
And Rassilon have mercy on his soul, should he even attempt to play dumb.
A sigh escaped under his breath as he rested his chin on his fists, elbows on his knees. “I do care. And, no, it’s not okay, vanishing like that, I just…” The Doctor sighed again, unsure about how to explain himself. He had never been good with… domestics.
“I’m sorry, Kailee.”
//So i know I haven’t been on if forever… but, uh… anyone up and want to rp? :D
Make yourself a Mermaid just do it
It don’t even gotta be an actual mermaid it can be a shark mermaid or a seahorse mermaid or even just a human stuck underwater
it has so many options just do it
(psst, rebloge with ur picture)
((Here have Mermaid Ace, because why not ;w;/))
i look like a pompous sea queen and absolutely no one is surprised
I look so flowy and stupid oh my g od
fuckin seaprince over here
What it feels like when my parents give me responsibilities that are too big for my responsibility cup (x)
Reblog if Markiplier is an adorable dork.
herb lore
What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn’t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like
“Dude, you haven’t gone outside in a while.” “Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn.”
“Are you still up?” “Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netflix.”
“Dude, I’m seriously craving something right now.” “Like what?” “I dunno. Pizza rolls?”
“Why is it that you never come into my house unless I invite you?” “Um, it’s called ‘being polite’…?”
“I tried cooking with garlic the other night and got this serious burn on my hand. I think I’m allergic, but all I’m getting on Google is vampire bullshit.”
“Dude can a mirror like… stop working or something?”
“Dude, why do you keep posting pictures of the floor?” “…Those are meant to be selfies, I guess my camera must be broken.”
“Dude, I am all for you expressing your religious beliefs, but could you not wear your crucifix when I’m around? It really bugs me for some reason.”
“I went to church yesterday and the holy water was really hot!”
“Have you ever noticed how cute bats are? like really noticed? sweet lil balls of fluff with wings man.”
The hills are alive with the sound of illegal fireworks
Filling In The Gaps
When we write, sometimes a story comes with all the pieces stuck together for you. Most of the time, it comes piece by piece. Here’s to finding the pieces to go with the ones you already have.
Need a Genre:
I think this will help
List of Genres (play darts with it or something)
Need a Plot:
Adventure Generator (Fantasy)
Plot Idea Generator (can get a little wacky)
Plot Twist Generator (General)
Genre-based Plot Generators
SO MANY PLOTS
Really random plot generator
“Put your character in a bad situation” Generator
Need (a) Character(s):
Name Generator (Fantasy)
Name Generator (All Genres, including Surnames)
All the Character Generators (I’m not kidding.)
EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER GENERATOR (You still think I’m kidding)
Another character description generator (General)
Character Backstory/Details/Appearance Generators
Or just look through Pinterest “Character Inspiration” boards. So many good faces on there. I like this board and this one.
Need a Setting:
World Generator (Fantasy)
Fictional Location Generator (General)
City Generator
Fill out your Setting Generators
Need a Scene:
Ask These Guys for a prompt!
Prompty prompt prompts
I Just Need Something!:
First Line Generator (you will spend most of your time laughing)
Prophecy Generator (to make you feel all foreboding and such)
This link has plot and genre and character building helps.
All the generators!
Title Generator
Just search for writing prompts! Tumblr has SO MANY, and Pinterest has just as many.
Go forth and conquer, friends.
whenever i’m with my girl or we’re facetiming, i always stare at her and smile and she always looks at me innocently and asks “what?” and i always reply “nothing” but i wonder how she doesn’t know that i’m staring because her eyes are my favorite color and her smile is my favorite smile and i’m trying to keep my cool but i can’t because i’m way too in love
do you ever feel like your friendship with someone has an expiration date
Graduation
there are asexuals who are entirely disgusted by sex
there are asexuals who are fine talking about sex but aren’t willing to have it themselves
there are asexuals who like sex in theory but not in practice
there are asexuals who dont really care for it but are happy to do it for someone they love
there are asexuals who enjoy or even love the stimulation of sex but have no actual need or craving for it; its just like any other activity to do with someone and can easily be replaced with literally anything else
there are asexuals who do have a sexdrive but its only triggered by a strong emotional attachment rather than physical factors
there are a whole bunch of asexuals and if i hear “lol so ur like a plant” one more time i swear to fucking god
YES, SAME-SEX MARRIAGE IS IMPORTANT. BUT I WANT STRAIGHT ALLIES TO TAKE THIS INTO CONSIDERATION AS WELL.
• It is still legal in 29 states to fire someone for being gay/bisexual/pansexual/not straight.
• It is still legal in 32 states to fire someone for being trans.
• It is legal in 29 states to evict someone for being queer.
• It is still purposefully difficult for same-sex couples to adopt children.
• Bisexual, pansexual, polysexual, asexual, and demisexual people exist.
• So, you know. It’s not “gay” marriage that was legalized. It’s same-sex marriage that was legalized.
• Queer people (especially minors) are still getting beaten to death and kicked out of their homes.
• Being queer is still illegal in 79 countries.
• Being queer is still punishable by DEATH in 5 countries.
• The fight is far from over.
Infographic: Legally Married and Legally Fired, Center for American Progress
THIS THIS THIS
I’m continuously terrified that people will think LGBT rights is a finished fight as soon as marriage equality passes nationally. There’s still so much extremely important stuff to get to. Marriage is not an end goal.
*actually cares very deeply but acts like an asshole*