YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY

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@thefaceofjake
YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY
We all just decided that birds deserve infinite free food, but squirrels are lazy freeloaders who need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps.
If we ever colonize Mars on large scale, there will be no way of playing online games between Mars and Earth, due to lighspeed limitation for sending data back and forth.
From his Rolling Stone interview, 1989:
“No matter how long you work, it’s always going to end sometime. And there’s always going to be things left undone. And it wouldn’t matter if you lived until you were seventy-five.
There would still be new ideas. There would still be things that you wished you would have accomplished. You could work for several lifetimes. If I could clone myself, there would still be too much work to do – even if there were five of me...
And there are no regrets....
Part of the reason that I’m not having trouble facing the reality of death is that it’s not a limitation, in a way. It could have happened any time, and it is going to happen sometime.
If you live your life according to that, death is irrelevant.
Everything I’m doing right now is exactly what I want to do.
RS:Do you get more impatient with the trivial things in life?
The opposite. Nothing is trivial. I wish I didn’t have to sleep. But otherwise, it’s all fun. It’s all part of the game...”
KEITH HARING passed away 30 yrs ago today, Feb 16th, 1990.
YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY
YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY
Soooo it’s funny how tumblr is really only banning this because APPLE held them accountable and now they are trying to act (poorly) like it is a move to.... reduce the amount of offensive content? Idk. Would you guys want to take down a site that had some child pornography on it? Should the site be held responsible and expected to stop this from happening? Apparently apple has an opinion about this yet we haven’t ever even thought of it really. Do you think it is ethical for us to not give this any though?
intimacy in films
x,x,x,x,x
[ID: screenshots and gifs of gay intimacy from Lilting, God’s Own Country, Nowhere, Moonlight and Brokeback Mountain]
The Daily Show, August 18, 2016
Jordan Klepper gets to know Trump supporters
It’s like shooting fish in a barrel
THAT FUCKING WOMAN ABOUT GAY RIGHTS IS A FUCKKNG IDIOT
The fact that people this stupid and ignorant are actually living breathing things baffles me
ABSOLUTE UNIT
also, check out the twitter thread for more info on said unit
IMPORTANT UPDATE:
Just a PhD student and her weirdly large pet tadpole :)
Dr. Alistair McAlpine shared a series of tweets from his terminally ill child patients, after asking what they enjoyed in life, and what gave it meaning
YOU GUYS IT’S DECEMBER 10TH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS HAS BEEN IN MY QUEUE SINCE FEBRUARY
locusimperium:
A few years ago, when I was living in the housing co-op and looking for a quick cookie recipe, I came across a blog post for something called “Norwegian Christmas butter squares.” I’d never found anything like it before: it created rich, buttery and chewy cookies, like a vastly superior version of the holiday sugar cookies I’d eaten growing up. About a year ago I went looking for the recipe again, and failed to find it. The blog had been taken down, and it sent me into momentary panic.
Luckily, I remembered enough to find it on the Wayback Machine, and quickly copied it into a file that I’ve saved ever since. I probably make these cookies about once a month, and they last about five days around my voracious husband - they’re fantastic with a cup of bitter coffee or tea. I’m skeptical that there is something distinctively Norwegian about these cookies, but they do seem like the perfect thing to eat on a cold day.
Norwegian Christmas Butter Squares
1 cup unsalted butter, softened
1 egg 1 cup sugar 2 cups flour 1 tsp vanilla ½ tsp salt Turbinado/ Raw Sugar for dusting
Preheat the oven to 400 degrees. Chill a 9x13″ baking pan in the freezer. Do not grease the pan.
Using a mixer, blend the butter, egg, sugar, and salt together until it is creamy. Add the flour and vanilla and mix using your hands until the mixture holds together in large clumps. If it seems overly soft, add a little extra flour.
Using your hands, press the dough out onto the chilled and ungreased baking sheet until it is even and ¼ inch thick. Dust the top of the cookies evenly with raw sugar.
Bake at 400 degrees until the edges turn a golden brown, about 12-15 minutes. Remove from the oven. Let cool for about five minutes before cutting the cooked dough into squares. Remove the squares from the warm pan using a spatula.
So I tried this recipe.
And it is GREAT.
It basically makes the platonic ideal of commercial sugar cookies, only in bar form. When I give them to people (which I do a lot, because this is one of those simple recipes where the results seem very impressive), I just tell them they’re sugar cookie bars.
OH MY GOD
me putting $10 of gas in my car: drink up you stupid bitch
hey if ur ever feelin shitty use this
Holy shit I’m trying not to cry.
i really needed this one tonight
Do it!!!
I need to cry
EVERYONE DO IT
I fully expected to be Rick rolled and I was instead very, very pleased
DO IT
@fairyfairypie @fadeslikewhispers @tobilovesturtles
this is so pure