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[vacuously-true]

Hey bro would you do me a platonic solid

[galois-groupie]

Sorry, best I can do is a great icosahedron.

[vacuously-true]

Bro. That's. That's a platonic solid, bro.

[ghastmaskzombie]

does this look platonic to you?

[vacuously-true]

Nah, that shape fucks.

[theinfiknight]

Find me any other website with interactions like these

[decamarks]

Thinking of becoming a guy that thinks wolves are the most badass and aspirational animal, but about ants. Like wearing t-shirts about being loyal to my Queen and training to bench 5x my bodyweight. Studying ant warfare. Posting shit like this

[sreppub]

crunch crunch crunch crunch

(“timun” = cucumber)

[sreppub]

favouritism

[tiktoksijustthinkareneat]

[tits-n-trix]

What kills me is 3 out of the four are sticking to the bit and the last one is playing 4d chess on em with the concepts

[vampirejuno]

Do you ever become mutuals with someone you share an intense interest with and it becomes this limbo of "I want to be your friend SO fucking bad but I'll eat a shoe before dm-ing first"

[vampirejuno]

Spam-liking their posts wistfully like a medieval knight wearing a lady's favor to battle for he knows he shall never hold her hand

[millenianthemums]

AU Bill making an apology video for Weirdmageddon and constantly glancing at Mabel for cues, as she sits just off camera and nods or shakes her head depending on the sincerity and kindness of the things he’s saying

[kikipancakes]

August 16

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Last year's drawing (x)

[koth-harvest-final]

i'm so sorry i'm so sorry do you want me to kill (remembers that making suicide jokes reinforces negative thought patterns) yyyou

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

if your favorite flavor of something is “mixed berries” then you have a sick mind

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

huh well i wasn’t wasn’t expecting for the joker to reply to my post…

[mediumsizedboy]

[injuries-in-dust]

Good news of June 2024

[millenianthemums]

i NEED to apologise for reblogging so much of your art in one night (don't know the time for you tho) i was just instantly captivated by bill redemption aus where he actually has to face the Consequences Of His Actions while inadvertently gaining a friend™ in mabel like it's so underrated (even if there are already a dozen fics on it every time i see a new au/art/fic for this i will always read and enjoy it like it's the first time i'm seeing it each time) and your art, the majority of which (that i saw) is on paper, is just a delight to look at because it's so simplistic yet has a natural flair to it that makes it seem real and tangible (digital art is always cool as well tho!) so uh. yeah!

sorry for going all adhd on your blog, dude, haha :'D

don’t be sorry, i loved seeing your tags!!! seeing people go through my art tag and comment on the things i make is my favorite thing ever, so thank you! it doesn’t bother me at all!!

also thank you so much for liking my art, i really appreciate it!

[hot-mess-stress-express]

my international friend group can't agree, is it rude to be talking on the phone while on public transport?

yes

no

I actually have a third, secret answer

Voting ended onAug 27, 2024

[millenianthemums]

has anyone else brought up how all of Bill’s henchmaniacs seem to be based on toys? is there something up with that?? because the idea of this omnipotent, immature weirdo making himself an army of imaginary friends is compelling to me.

[millenianthemums]

Mabel would enjoy the sparkly drink just as much, but I like to think she really likes black coffee too, once she tries it. Bill on the other hand has the same taste in drinks as a hummingbird.

based on this:

[millenianthemums]

i watched jacob geller’s video “Time Loop Nihilism” for the first time today. i love jacob geller but for some reason i skipped this video til now, and i’m so glad i finally found it, because weirdly it gave me some big inspiration for Bill Cipher characterization.

rambling under the cut

so, like, when a character’s trapped in a time loop for long enough, they stop seeing their actions as having any consequences, because they don’t have any lasting impact on the world. they start seeing the world they live in like a speedrunner sees the video game they’ve been running. they start seeing the people around them like neutral objects that make noises and do things but don’t really matter. they’re toys to play with. and you can break them as many times as you want, in as many ways as you want, and then they fix themselves and it’s like nothing happened.

but still, most time loop stories end with the loop breaking and the character just… moving on. returning to normal life. but how could someone ever do that, really? after all that time, all those things you did? even if no one else will ever know about it, YOU will. you will know that you are a person who did those things. that will never not be true again.

Bill wasn’t in a time loop, but he has been alive for one trillion years. one trillion years is a REALLY LONG TIME. like, our universe has existed for 13.8 billion years. a trillion is 1,000 billions. in a trillion years, Bill could have lived from the beginning of our universe to right now about 72 times. who knows how many universes he’s lived from the beginning to the end of? not even to start on the galaxies, the planets, the PEOPLE in his life. i’m genuinely not doing the math on how many people Bill might have known in his life because i will get nauseous.

Bill is like Ama from the Through The Flash short story, but on a totally different level. how could you possibly internalize the idea that hurting people matters at ALL when you’ve lived through eternity a million times and watched everything you’ve ever done disappear into the abyss of time over and over? a trillion years. he likes killing people and he hates getting bored. how many new, creative ways of torturing and murdering people do you think somebody like Bill could dream up in a TRILLION YEARS?

and then this AU is like, welcome back to survival mode buddy! things matter again now! none of that crazy stuff you got used to doing is gonna fly anymore! also this is your last chance. fuck this up, and you’re dead forever. have fun!

i imagine for a while he’s just dead set on finding some kind of loophole. he can’t accept the idea of going back to caring about things again. he wants creative mode back and he’d gonna find the cheat code, dammit.

but then he makes friends with Mabel. and now suddenly, whether he wants it to or not, something in his life really, REALLY matters. he cares about this kid. this human kid who’s gonna live like 65 more years tops. and now he has, by his standards, an infinitesimally short time period to get his shit together and become somebody who can actually be a genuine friend to another person, despite all the terrible stuff he did, in the show and in the incomprehensible eternity that came before it. how is he gonna do that?? i don’t know. i’m still figuring it out. it’ll be fun!!!

but yeah, i was struck, hearing the summary of Ama’s conversation with her neighbor. it just fit, in my mind, with everything i’ve been thinking about. no matter how much he changes, Bill will never again be somebody who didn’t do terrible things. whether or not the effects of those things exist outside him anymore, they weren’t free of consequence. he is still the person who killed and tortured and exterminated billions of sentient people, even when he’s laughing at Mabel’s silly jokes or being terrible at video games. all he can do is keep moving forward.

thanks so much if you read all of this. <3

[millenianthemums]

this got away from me, but i wanted to make some little comics about Bill getting to go to the big party at the Northwest McGucket Mansion in this AU.

[millenianthemums]

I think the way I’m gonna reconcile this fic with The Book of Bill is to say that it’s an alternate timeline where instead of sending Bill to the Theraprism, the Axolotl just took his powers away and orchestrated things so he’d end up with Mabel as his cosmically assigned Therapy Human. Like those cheetahs in zoos that get paired up with emotional support puppies so they don’t go insane and die from stress.