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usually when you have a stomach bug your body is like yes sir we'll get this punk out of here, 48 hours tops. then you get a cold and your body is like I dunno ... between a few hours and eleven months ... maybe a week minimum .... you gotta understand we're short staffed

#currently getting over a nasty cold #yeah

livingcadaver69

Always wanted to make one of these

#vhs and also gas mask #I need to show more people moon (2009)

darklight-owl

Uh oh! You are now a were-animal! This means you become a human-sized animal hybrid with uncontrollable bloodlust every night!

Spin this wheel to get your species

How screwed are your loved ones

Not at all! Anyone can fight back against me.

They should be fine with a bit of prep.

Nothing will happen as long as I lock myself in my room.

I'm pretry sure this animal can break down my door, this doesn't look good...

No chance of survival whatsoever.

I'm were-bald (see results)

Voting ended onMar 13, 2025

#were-otter; they're gonna be fine

ghostwriterofthemachine

Okay okay I've got one I think will be fun!!

Spin this wheel of like 160ish fandoms of varying levels of popularity.

Could you write a convincing 1-2k word fic for this fandom?

Yes, easy, I've read/watched/played this piece of media and could write for it!

Yes, I know enough about it through fandom/internet osmosis that I could BS 1k

Eh, I could TRY but someone who knew the media would know I was BSing

No, I've heard of this media but I don't know enough about it to BS a fic

I have never heard of this media in my life

Nuance option??

Voting ended onMar 14, 2025

Extra points for telling me all about your thoughts in the tags :D

#LEVERAGE!!!!!! hell yeah #parker and eliot and hardison and sophie would have all the focus <3 #nate? who's nate. I don't know a nate

papayajuan2019

this is one of my favorite english words. and what i aim to become.

#me to my wife (the marin county civic center)

moveslikekeithrichards

every conversation i have with my dad lasting longer than half an hour starts out like “omg i should make cookies this weekend” and somehow inevitably makes its way to “assassination isnt enough there needs to be a saw trap”

jestermolester

Brief moment of horror at work bc I forgot what I named my phone for a sec

txtapollo

the only thing more powerful than a weird little girl is a weird middle aged woman. the only thing more powerful than a weird middle aged woman is a weird old lady. and the only thing more powerful than a weird old lady is a weird little girl. thus the world is balanced.

demilypyro

walked into a burger place to pick up my order and the girl behind the counter looked at my shirt funny so I look down and the shirt is a picture of a girl excited about eating a hamburger and fries. i'm such a fucking cartoon character right now. this is the shirt

Guys I found the only good thing on Facebook.

thesnadger

Update:

jemthecrystalgem

Oh fuck they’re inclusive ants, too?!?

fandom discord server 1: oh there's a new person!! hi!!! hey new person! let's talk about stuff!

fandom discord server 2: oo this person made a picrew, very neat! other friend has cute pets!

fandom discord servers 3 and 4: muted and then forgotten

irl friend discord server: wow are they. yep. they're talking about terrorism again. if the government ever decides to look at these messages and take them seriously, at least 60% of us are cooked

fandom discord server 5: oh these people are talking about the other fandom that this server is for... oh I'm not in that fandom and this is very boring... OOO BUT SOMEBODY ELSE IS ASKING FOR OC IDEAS

emperornero

absolutely obsessed with this old Slovenian coin with an olm on it. just look at it. no need to make more coins, we’ve already peaked with this good boy over here