Not Dead Yet.

alexander | he/him

[gaphic]

why are moms capable of just leeching vibe arsenic into the atmosphere when they’re pissed

[gaphic]

my mom: is very slightly annoyed by even one thing

me, already feeling bone nausea: I have to get out of this house

[heartslobbf]

ok me and bestie were talking about this last night but mike is actually the best husband ever. alison is freaking out and wants to go to the hospital, he drives her there despite needing to work on the house. she ends up not wanting anything from the hospital, he drives her home and respects her. he only looks up her ‘symptoms’ because he cares about her health, and pretty much believes her about the ghosts until he sees julian googling vicky pedia and then he 100% does. when alison tells him one of the ghosts has a problem with something, he respects it. he thanks the ghosts. he understands that alison has to communicate with them whilst he can’t see them. he loves her so fucking much and just wants to support her in any way he can, like oh?? we can’t dig up the garden because the repressed army one buried a gay little love letter with a bomb there? okay ❤️ what’s that? we have to move the sofa out onto the drive to watch the moon because it means a lot to the caveman with the only brain cell in the house??? not a problem :)

[catchymemes]

[jame7t]

cats are little narcissists because they will see you upset or troubled and they’ll think “you know what would help? a healthy dosage of ME” and they’ll headbutt you and snuggle you.

anyway it DOES work so I can’t fault them

[iloveyoudie]

[stilesedit]

You’re not my son.

[gaysandfaes]

so y'all just...... don't hyperfixate?? or imagine your own little world where you put yourself or an oc in as a main character and imagine the world for hours on end? or get random bursts of emotions??? wack

[twink-wizard]

the captain: *does anything to remind the audience that he’s gay*

queer kids that grew up with horrible histories and are now projecting onto him: 💜💕❤️💓💛💗🧡💞💖💜❤️💕💜🧡❤️💛💞💓💖💛

[alisoncooper]

anyway it fucks me up that we didn’t get the scene from where this still is from…..like??? heLLO???? what is this!!!!!

[lousolversons]

“Isn’t that against the law?” “No, times have changed.”

[campesine]

🐭

[blissedasanewt]

George: So we are, in fact, going over. This is, as they say, it.

Edmund: I’m afraid so, unless I think of something very quickly.

……..

Baldrick: I have a plan, sir.

Edmund: Really, Baldrick? A cunning and subtle one?

Baldrick: Yes, sir.

Edmund: As cunning as a fox who’s just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University?

Baldrick: Yes, sir.

Edmund: Well, I’m afraid it’ll have to wait. Whatever it was, I’m sure it was better than my plan to get out of this by pretending to be mad. I mean, who would have noticed another madman round here?

……..

Edmund: Good luck, everyone.

[drowningparty]

[everythingfox]

Flying fox bat eating some frööt

[monsterslm]

no offense but wheres my sexy mild mannered vampire boyfriend who knows jack shit about the modern world and gets too confused by it so he kisses me to distract me from his dumbassery and also we live together in a haunted castle

[lit-literature-memes]

big mood

[lapinors]

[theotherwesley]

on my way to steal your garden veggies