i'm a lot like if a guy had a tight wet pussy and was right about everything all the time and was also a faggot
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The Bowery Presents
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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Monterey Bay Aquarium

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@twink-wizard
i'm a lot like if a guy had a tight wet pussy and was right about everything all the time and was also a faggot
bugs annoy me
I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices
love love love this
äžèčæé // MIFUNE TOSHIRO éăă©ăć€©äœż // Drunken Angel (1948)
me when im feeling male vs me when im feeling female
why are you as a man keeping your eyes fully open? to see more men?
a problem I have is sometimes if i like something it can feel so intense beyond even just frequency of how much I think about it that suddenly engaging with it feels important and i can't do it unless i'm giving it The Correct Kind Of Attention i have literally dropped off watching multiple shows because of this. i stopped watching cause I liked it TOO MUCH and it flipped from easy to difficult
me: [clicks play on a video about a topic i care a lot about] "I feel like i'm looking into the sun" [stops the video]
"pathetic" is almost the hottest thing a man can be, second only to "in pain"
this wouldn't be happening if i had a mentor that was deeply interested in me and my life and guided me with a firm hand even when i was overwhelmed. whatever.
snoopy of the day
conversations of amatonormativity and consent overlap a lot and should be discussed side by side more frequently. because when you live in a society that teaches you that youâre supposed to want sex and romance, that you may want to say no in the moment but you shouldnât say no forever, any statements about consent get muddied. you cannot at once preach that consent is vital and âyou can always say noâ and also insist that people should give sex and romance a try, even when they express disinterest, telling them âeventually youâll find the right person.â
other things the Captain wouldve been better at than being a soldier
Guy that shushes people at libraries. Not a librarian, just the guy who shushes people if they get too loud
Hallway monitor
A ticket stand operator
Guy that edits spreadsheets (I think that is a job?)
Old man who goes into a coffee shop and when they ask what he wants to order he just says "regular coffee" and they ask what kind though and he holds up the line for way too long
That one teacher I had who was also ex military who would tap people's desks with a yard stick if they fell asleep/weren't paying attention.
when a moot changes their pfp i feel like a baby whose dad shaved his beard
i⊠want⊠my BOYTOY! *telekinesis throws everything across the room*
we're deprived of fiction that caters to my specific niche fetishes
day 1 oc creation: bad childhood, homosexuality
day 15: oral fixation
day 35: favorite color is blue
sewing affirmations
itâs okay that i donât have a sewing machine
i love backstitching by hand for hours
this has got to be great for my back
millions of my ancestors did this and they lived almost as long as i want to
iâm making so many beautiful things for my houseâoh goddamn it