This precious stone set in the silver sea.

"The British do not expect happiness. They do not want to be happy; they want to be right." {RP blog for a Fem!APH England. Still a wip!}

[thefembrit]

[SCREAMING]

[lightofliberty-archive]

[SCREAMS] [DROPS THE CAT]

[BYE CAT]

[thefembrit]

[HUFFS]

[angrily peeling off band-aids]

[sappyhub]

You did good!! You did —

It’s hard to wash a cat!! I tried washing dad’s cat once and — and — he just hissed at me and ran away.

[thefembrit]

Well, this little monster usually does that too. But not today. With cats you have to persevere. Otherwise they'll get the best of you.

[lightofliberty-archive]

[COVERS HER FACE IN BAND-AIDS BECAUSE SHE’S ACTUALLY THREE YEARS OLD] 

All better!

[thefembrit]

You missed the cut.

You did all that and missed the cut.

[SHOVES THE FLAILING CAT AT HER]

[ymdeithiomlaen-deactivated20210]

What’s got you up and about at this hour?

[ Well… Rhys is hardly one to talk, considering he’s been up as well. It’s all too apparent by the light purple rings under his eyes. ]

[thefembrit]

The better question is what doesn't keep me up lately. There's always some sort of crisis going on.

[Huffs.]

You look like you've had some late nights yourself, to be fair.

[sappyhub]

!!!

[ AGGRESSIVE CLAPPING!!!! GOOD JOb ]

[thefembrit]

[Bows]

You're too kind.

[lightofliberty-archive]

Can I put them on you?

[thefembrit]

[It burns]

If you don't mind--

[thefembrit]

hailhailtotheking replied to your post: Ha! [She’s holding up one successfull...

Your face is bleeding.

[Oh]

[Oh God that hurts]

...Shit. Get the plasters.

[thefembrit]

Ha!

[She's holding up one successfully bathed cat]

[ymdeithiomlaen-deactivated20210]

thefembrit started following you

[ymdeithiomlaen-deactivated20210]

But it’s one in the morning.

[thefembrit]

I know. But I can't sleep, so you have to keep me company.

[thefembrit]

I need people to RP with!

((My dash is really slow. So, if you're a Hetalia RP blog and wouldn't mind RPing with a fem!England muse, reblog/like/whatever this post maybe? And I'll follow you! =u=/))

[vitezszepseg-moved]

Now there you go putting words into my mouth. What type of girl do you think I am?

I am not surprised to hear that. What did the good Ol’ Scot do this time to send everyone into a tizzy?

[thefembrit]

...I'm not going to answer that.

Oh, there's debate over whether Scotland should become independent. Basically just being a general pain in my backside, as usual.

[thefembrit]

+5

[paralianprince]

Why, erm, wiv my ‘ands, of course!

[He didn’t expect much of anything else besides a dull and unhappy greeting— he’d expected it, really, and grinned his heart’s defence.]

Specifically, the flippy-flap wouldn’ open when I wanted it to, and I ‘ad to rough’ouse it a bit— put an ‘ole right ffrough the top. On accident.

[thefembrit]

[She looks kind of bewildered for a minute, before frowning.]

That's 'through'. Honestly... You should speak proper English. That aside, whose dustbin was it? Did you apologise? 

...It wasn't mine, by any chance--

[thefembrit]

+5

[zhaicheng-archive-deactivated20]

Last time I checked, I didn’t need to need anything to visit, yeah? 

[thefembrit]

You don't need to, no. But you usually do.

If not, then, why did you visit?

[thefembrit]

+5

[askpapafrance-deactivated201706]

Why would I try to break anything?

[thefembrit]

It will happen eventually. I can sense it.

So I'm warning you beforehand.

[thefembrit]

.

[gilbertsucks-deactivated2015082]

Well I feel so loved right now…

[sarcasm]

[thefembrit]

[smirk]

As it should be.