the following sentence starter memes are from the film JENNIFER’S BODY ( 2009 ) written by DIABLO CODY & directed by KARYN KUSAMA. triggers & nsfw are very heavily present in this specific meme. i will list all applicable trigger warnings below. some grammar has been changed to fit a roleplay setting from the original content. any pronouns may be changed to fit the situation. i ask that you please do not steal this compilation & post it as your own.
potential triggers : implied self – harm , kidnapping , murder , possible homophobic slurs , sexual / suggestive themes.
“ it smells like thai food in here. have you guys been fucking ? ”
“ you’re lime – green jello & you can’t even admit it to yourself. ”
“ yes , yes i’m a virgin. i never even done sex. i don’t even know how. ”
“ so you guys should find somebody who does. know how. ”
“ do you buy all your murder weapons at home depot ? god , you’re such a butch ! ”
“ i’m not even a backdoor – virgin anymore , thanks to ( name ). & by the way , that hurts ! ”
“ i had to stay home & sit on a bag of frozen peas. ”
“ he listens to maggot rock. he wears nail polish. i have a bigger dick than him. ”
“ pms isn’t real , ( name ). it was invented by the boy – run media to makes us think that we’re crazy. ”
“ oh ! a puncture wound. god , that’s so emo. ”
“ i need you frightened. i need you hopeless. ”
“ yeah , tonight’s gonna be their last show. ”
“ i’m going to eat your soul & shit it out , ( name ). ”
“ i thought you only murder boys ? ”
“ i had one of my night terrors again. ”
“ i dreamt some bad guys were hammering & nailing you to a tree , just like j.c. , but i saved you ‘cause i’m a badass mom ! ”
“ i can take care of myself. i’ve been using the bowflex. ”
“ no , i mean she’s actually evil. not high school evil. ”
“ hell is a teenage girl. ”
“ they took her in their spooky van with the windows all blacked out. ”
“ knock it off , ( name ) ! ”
“ you know it off , ( name ) ! you’re a penis cheese ! ”
“ i think i already died when you got here. but i woke up when i heard your voice. ”
“ you killed my fucking boyfriend , you goddamned monster ! ”
* grabs breasts * “ these are like smart bombs. you point them in the right direction & shit gets real. ”
“ i recommend that you shut the fuck up. ”
“ you know what ? you were never really a good friend. even when we were little you used to steal my toys & pour lemonade on my bed. ”
“ & now i’m eating your boyfriend. at least i’m consistent. ”
“ i feel like boo boo. my skin is breaking out & my hair is dull & lifeless. i feel like one of the normal girls. ”