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For the love of all that you enjoy: DONâT PAYWALL YOUR FANFICTION.
Again, but louder:
DONâT PAYWALL YOUR FANFICTION
Itâs getting more and more common. Iâve seen three posts about it in the last 24 hours - patreons where youâll get âexclusiveâ fanfiction stories if youâre a subscriber.
Donât.
Donât do it.
Itâs annoying, but mostly itâs fucking dangerous.
The whole fanfiction community prosper on someone elseâs turf under âfair useâ laws. In simple terms: we can play with other peopleâs creations for as long as itâs done for our own amusement, and that of our followers.
Once any kind of financial benefits are made, it becomes another abuse of someone elseâs rights.
And look, I get it. It sucks, especially seeing the artists take commissions while the authors get nothing, and it takes hours and hours of our time, and I understand people are looking for a side hustle to make ends meet in this monstrosity of a capitalist society, but if we donât stop it from happening, the rights owners will stop it.
And theyâll stop it for everyone.
Itâs not worth it. Donât do it.
#He went to the Andrew Garfield school of lying
Reblog if you stand against order, civilization, and goodness itself
goes hard ngl
Consider:
the thing is I already know that men and society at large hate women. I know that young men in particular increasingly skew right and towards misogyny (I've read the articles, although all I really need to do is spend any time on any part of the internet to see the evidence). but then every so often something like this happens where it still somehow surprises me. like my god.. they really hate us this much.
AGATHA ALL ALONG 1.07 -Â Death's Hand In Mine
Recklessness - Explicit - AO3 - Dramione
Hermione hadnât expected it the first time Draco visited the Order of the Phoenix. He was sitting at the long table of the war room in Grimmauld Place with Kingsley, McGonagall, Blaise and Bill, but somehow, Hermione was more stunned by his casual clothing than his presence.
He wore a navy polo with black jeans and black trainers. She only ever saw him in his death eater robes, but he clearly had come straight from home for this and was deep in conversation with the others when he noticed her in the doorway. âWhatâre you doing here?â she asked.
âHello to you too, Granger. Iâm doing well, thanks for askâyouâre bleeding.â
Hermione saw the way his expression shifted as he stood up to inspect her bleeding eyebrow.
âIâm fine,â she insisted as he tilted her chin up so he could get a better look.
âThe bleeding hasnât even stopped,â Draco said as he took out his wand and healed the cut. âShouldnât scar. Who did that?â
âThanks,â she said. âDonât worry about it.â
Draco narrowed his eyes and Hermione realized her was still tenderly holding her face in front of the highest ranking members of the Order. He seemed to realize at the same time, suddenly dropping his hand and turning back to the table and taking a seat. Read more: https://archiveofourown.org/works/59266777
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Title: Recklessness
Rating: Explicit
Words: 4,250
Summary: Hermione hadnât expected it the first time Draco visited the Order of the Phoenix. She didn't expect him to fight with her in front of the highest-ranking Order members, and she certainly didn't expect to drop to her knees in her bedroom afterward.
One-Shot AU. Set in the A Prudent Idea Universe, a series of connected One-Shots set in a timeline where Draco and Hermione fall in love while smuggling young kids out of the UK after Voldemort wins the Battle of Hogwarts. Don't need to read in order.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy Characters: Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy Additional Tags: Inappropriate Use of Malfoy Signet Ring (Harry Potter), Grief Sex, Blow Jobs, Dirty Talk, Orgasm Edging, Porn With Plot, Smut, Implied/Referenced Character Death, Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con Series: Part 3 of A Prudent Idea Universe Summary:
Hermione knew Draco wasnât OK. Sheâd seen him exhausted and defeated but this was different.
âWhat do you need, Draco? Tell me what I can do, what you want.â
Draco sighed and looked up at her. âYou. Just you.â
One-Shot AU. Set in the A Prudent Idea Universe, a series of connected One-Shots set in a timeline where Draco and Hermione fall in love while smuggling young kids out of the UK after Voldemort wins the Battle of Hogwarts. Don't need to read in order.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy Characters: Hermione Granger, Draco Malfoy Additional Tags: Smut, Angst and Fluff and Smut, Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE, Porn With Plot, Vaginal Sex, Vaginal Fingering, Dirty Talk, Light Dom/sub Series: Part 2 of A Prudent Idea Universe Summary:
Draco Malfoy had not been one to yearn in recent years. Longing, pining, any sort of desire was ill-advised for a death eater. Then he started saving kids with Hermione Granger. Somehow, instead of awkward first-time, donât-know-each-otherâs-bodies sex, they had somehow earth-shatteringly-good, mind-blowing sex and now Draco is longing to see her again.
One-Shot AU. Set in the A Prudent Idea Universe, a series of connected One-Shots set in a timeline where Draco and Hermione fall in love while smuggling young kids out of the UK after Voldemort wins the Battle of Hogwarts. Don't need to read in order.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Explicit Relationships: Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Smut, Loss of Virginity, Good Draco Malfoy, Draco Malfoy is Good at Sex, Porn With Plot, Draco Malfoy loves eating pussy Summary:
Three years after the disastrous Battle of Hogwarts, Hermione Granger finds herself working with Draco Malfoy to save children from being enslaved, and they've even become friends. After a particularly nasty run-in with Snatchers, she realizes it would be a prudent idea to ditch her virginity. And what are friends for?
One-shot AU. (But also, maybe a series of smutty one-shots? If yâall are into it?)
hozier did not write the entire wasteland baby album to be called the too sweet guy.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
One Shot - 2,731 words - Rated T
I guess I write Dramione fluff now! (First time writing HP fanfic since about 2007, but man, this one-shot wouldn't stop rattling around my brain.)
âItâs not like weâre being tested on this, Granger,â Draco whispered.
Hermione shot back, âSome of us would like to understand the magical traditions weâre supposed to take part in.â
Draco rolled his eyes. âWhen we get married, we can just do it the muggle way. They seem much more inebriated afterward.â
Hermione whipped her head in his direction to stare. âWhen?â she repeated.
Sanctuary
Summary: Bucky asked Natasha to come to Wakanda after he woke up. She didnât realize how everything would change after that. Takes place before, during and after Infinity War. Length: ~900 words (one-shot)
She kept hearing Rhodey and Bruce talk about how unbelievable Wakanda is, but Natasha wasnât marveling. This wasnât her first time in Wakanda. This was, however, her first time going to war in the country. That was the only thing that was unbelievable for her.
The first time sheâd been invited here was with Steve. Theyâd just finished some work in Japan, ending another plan to bring Hydra back to power. Steve had gotten the call that Bucky was awake, and he wanted to go straight to Wakanda.
When they got to the farm, they were shocked to see Bucky feeding goats. She had expected to visit a hospital or something, but there wasnât much recovery time needed, apparently. Shuri said he was good to go, and he wanted to see Steve and Nat. The latter hadnât realized that she was invited specifically.Â
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Sanctuary
Summary: Bucky asked Natasha to come to Wakanda after he woke up. She didnât realize how everything would change after that. Takes place before, during and after Infinity War. Length: ~900 words (one-shot)
She kept hearing Rhodey and Bruce talk about how unbelievable Wakanda is, but Natasha wasnât marveling. This wasnât her first time in Wakanda. This was, however, her first time going to war in the country. That was the only thing that was unbelievable for her.
The first time sheâd been invited here was with Steve. Theyâd just finished some work in Japan, ending another plan to bring Hydra back to power. Steve had gotten the call that Bucky was awake, and he wanted to go straight to Wakanda.
When they got to the farm, they were shocked to see Bucky feeding goats. She had expected to visit a hospital or something, but there wasnât much recovery time needed, apparently. Shuri said he was good to go, and he wanted to see Steve and Nat. The latter hadnât realized that she was invited specifically.Â
#12 Mercedes talking to Blaine, talking about Kurt !:)
Welp, this one stumped me for a while. And then it didnât. And then I just couldnât contain myself to a couple hundred words. So here we are. Sorry for the wait, Anon!Â
This is a prompt from this post, which people can still request from! Might take me a few weeks to get to, but Iâm really determined to make more time in my life for creative writing, so the requests will definitely be finished eventually!
Prompt: âDoes he know about the baby?â
Rating: PG
Words: ~850
âDoes he know about the baby?â Mercedes asked.
âYeah, of course,â Blaine said. âQuinn set us up. She said he watches the baby during Cheerios practice. So he knows ⊠She had to have told him that Beth was mine, right?â
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#12 Mercedes talking to Blaine, talking about Kurt !:)
Welp, this one stumped me for a while. And then it didnât. And then I just couldnât contain myself to a couple hundred words. So here we are. Sorry for the wait, Anon!Â
This is a prompt from this post, which people can still request from! Might take me a few weeks to get to, but Iâm really determined to make more time in my life for creative writing, so the requests will definitely be finished eventually!
Prompt: âDoes he know about the baby?â
Rating: PG
Words: ~850
âDoes he know about the baby?â Mercedes asked.
âYeah, of course,â Blaine said. âQuinn set us up. She said he watches the baby during Cheerios practice. So he knows ⊠She had to have told him that Beth was mine, right?â