Evemarie of the Earth

Hello and welcome to my tumblr. This is my secondary internet persona, the one who reads and (attempts to) write fanfiction while surfing tumblr and AO3. I'm a female, Australian, demisexual, INFJ, piscean. Back in the day (University) I read Alias and Battlestar Galactica fanfiction, and progressed to Harry Potter. I was once obsessed with Glee and Klaine but I have since moved through Marvel's Daredevil, Babylon 5, Sherlock, Lucifer on NETFLIX, Evan Peters and am currently obsessed with Star Wars, ATLA and Good Omens! My blog contains, but is not limited to: funny stuff, pretty stuff, cats, books, superheroes, science fiction/fantasy, Starkid, and British comedy. Also, I tag EVERYTHING! As for me, I'm pretty open-minded. As long as you don't go forcing your opinions onto others, you are entitled to believe whatever the fuck you want to believe. All I ask is that you treat others the way you want to be treated.

[rodrickheffeley]

I love this autistic gay boy

[smokingrozanov]

Ilya: would you still love me if I was a worm?

Shane: baby, of course. I would take such good care of you. Get you the nicest dirt I could. & I’d bring you to the rink every day so you could wiggle around on the ice :)

Ilya: okay :D would you still love me if I was bad at hockey?

Shane: Please don’t ask me that

[grabmyboner]

im writing my husbands visa application for him to stay long term in my country and now im thinking about shane who is very carefully compiling all the evidence of their genuine and continuing relationship and making a really nice PowerPoint presentation that includes highlights of their biggest hits against each other on the ice and Canadian immigration is like look we don’t need your weird kink shit we believe you’re together no one would actively do whatever tf you’re doing together, here’s his citizenship pls leave our office immediately

[shillanov]

shane has just turned his laptop around to present slide one when the immigration office is like “no need. we believe you. here’s your visa!”. and shane is so upset that all his hard-earned work was for nothing that ilya drives them home and sits himself down on the couch and makes shane present it to him and anya

[ihni]

[penandinkprincess]

okay but how much teasing do we think shane ended up getting about exclusively dating women with flower names

like shane is not subtle on his phone in the locker room, and we know that hayden has seen that the name of the person he's texting is lily, so i imagine others have seen it, too, and then he very publicly dates a woman named rose, and those are the ONLY women everyone on the team knows about

i just KNOW that man is getting teased about adding to his "bouquet" *wink wink nudge nudge*

[knightsf]

[drowning-moonlight]

vader: who tore the warning sign off of this wampa cage?? storm trooper: security footage shows it was removed by a golden protocol droid vader: LOL

[drowning-moonlight]

Vader in RotJ: wait the Alderaan princess is my daughter?? don’t know how to feel about that.

Luke: she strangled Jabba the Hutt to death with a chain.

Vader: OH HELL YEAH

[steampunk-sorcerer]

why would you hide this in the tags that’s hilarious

[lateghost]

It's heartbreaking to think how if Shane had realized that his initial draw to Ilya was in fact attraction, if he had known he was gay at that time he never would have approached him in that parking lot.

Something tragic in the idea that him being unaware of himself and his desires was the only way he was going to actually let himself want and to act on it.

[pixiemage]

Hey there! Just a friendly reminder/PSA from your friendly neighborhood Pixiemage!

“Dead Dove: Do Not Eat” is too often (incorrectly) used as a cover-all tag, on fics ranging from Vaguely Uncomfortable to Serious Shit, as a replacement for any intense tags relating to the story. People will use it to say “Holy shit guys some INTENSE SHIT happens in this story” without actually saying what that Intense Shit™ is.

In actuality, the “Dead Dove” tag is meant to be used in addition to other warning tags. Pulled from a scene from the show Arrested Development (look it up on YouTube!), it means “Hi! Hey! I labeled this fic to warn you of what’s in it, so you might REALLY want to read those labels! This fic is exactly what it says on the tin! The tags are accurate! Don’t say I didn’t warn you, because this is me warning you! Read the tags!”

So before you accidentally use the “Dead Dove: Do Not Eat” tag without context, here’s your preemptive lesson for next time. Please tag your fics accordingly! Ta!

~ Pixie

[halforchalfsister]

May we all one day live in dogshit fuck all happening boring ass nothing to talk about but the weather times

[a7estrellas]

PEDRO PASCAL for Fantastic Man issue 42 photographed by Ethan James Green

[lesbianfl]

the best part of the princess bride is how it says that love is the number one motivation in life but! a close number two is spite.

[barbie-verse]

heated rivalry twitter (59/?) im coming to the cottage > im going back to russia

[r-truth]

[gischtglas]

[hybernating-bear]

That's because this is Silmarillion

[the-commonplace-book]

[evemarieoftheearth]

Shall I tell you about my cringey social interaction today?

I was just walking out of the school gates this morning after dropping the kiddo off, I'm distracted reading threads on my phone and wondering if I have time to grab a coffee before my bus. My eyes flick up as I pass another parent coming in to drop their own child off and their face is familiar.

My little autistic brain has already started working on Proper Social Etiquette for me and figured out: recognise face = polite smile in passing. But then my conciousness kicked in with "wait no, that's not friend/associate that's minor celebrity ABORT ABORT" But by the time I ALSO realise that it would be fine and polite to give a friendly smile to a fellow parent no matter how famous they are we have passed each other and the moment is over.

So I don't know what the fuck kind of facial expression I ended up with after staring at their face for ever so slightly too long to be socially acceptable. I hope they just think I was too distracted with my phone to be acting like a proper human.

[artseamoni]

[nicolethered]

Pedro Pascal at the 98th Academy Awards in Chanel (March 15, 2026)

[evemarieoftheearth]

Something that I don't see discussed much but is a headcanon of mine: Ilya Rozanov lowkey has a crush on Scott Hunter. He's called Hunter "hot" on multiple occasions and even (jokingly) propositioned him on the ice. Tell me I'm wrong....

[finelytaylored]

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