Prototypical Fangirlboy

Doomed tsundere and professional Gilgamesh spitshiner. Jack. He/Him.

[benihana-circumcision]

If i dont [experience pathologically concerning sex act] within the next [arbitrary time period] im going to [federal agency watchphrase]

[katalean]

I was working and then suddenly… I wasn’t

[hatbabo]

the other way around

[hollypolllyy]

Happy Namine Day 🤍

[beeteal]

man is the warmest place to hide!

[shegs]

[quantum-dragon]

[look-something-shiny-redux]

do you ever think about the in-universe ratings of the Cardassian Judge Judy episode where Miles gets acquitted

I bet all the Cardassian civilians were texting each other about how you HAVE to turn on Judge Makbar right now, no I know they all have the same ending but this episode is CRAZY, the smooth guy who used to do security on terok nor is on the perp's legal team and I think he's ACTUALLY FIGHTING THE CONVICTION

The traffic after the verdict probably crashed every TV forum on the planet.

[felixisfruity]

this is my favourite thing ever

[saturniandragon]

[gettheorion]

[cotton-corduroy]

i just wanna rub his bald head silly style

[mopeart]

[yorkshirearthurdent]

They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames

[beyond-a-name]

they should make chatgpt automatically redirect to coolmathgames so you can actually fucking learn something

[mopeart]

[saltycatfish]

[roycohn]

the concept of "getting the ick" is so innately seinfeldian that it's crazy that it was coined in the 2020s and not on a season 6 episode of seinfeld where elaine gets the ick from a guy she's dating who makes too big a deal out of celebrating his birthday

[morgaaanblog]