TheFirstMatey @thefirstmatey - Tumblr Blog

It's been a while. I should redo this.

I'm still He/Him Cis. I don't want to be associated with the basic white boy tho. I want to believe that everything is worthy of being loved, but I've run in to some difficulties applying that logic to myself.

I try to write fanfic and original stories... and I like read fanfic and original stories. My birthday is Jan 10th, and I'm at least twenty years old, but I feel older, due to the crushing weight of the world around me.

What I post: Whatever makes me smile, Deltarune/Undertale stuff, most DDLC things, Hi-Fi Rush content, some poems and literature, some music I enjoy, and various other indie game stuff. Sometimes I post my own writings, but those are few and far between.

What I don't post: gore, explicitly sexual things, and other stuff I don't want to see.

I'm TheFirstMatey on just about any other platform, including ao3. Now, let's try to get out there and write our own paths forward.

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1993bros

Dess has been finished Tenna is next : -) Maybe then I'll do some good ol' fashioned fake gameplay screenshots... Once again once again this AU is created by @j-h-cubedman show them praise

j-h-cubedman

Making my girl look so damn good!

chlothedoe

Hey really really random question but would you be willing to make a Rudy Splat sprite like the one with ralsie (show compasion).

(dw hes not dead just being silly)

cressi-photography

OH MY GOD THANK YOU THANK YOU SO SO SO SO SO SO MUCH OMG

my bestie is going to be so pissed off omg

chlothedoe

BAHAHAH AWESOME also I just made this one

maymayple-leaf

good news someone is picking Sex 2 back up. bad news its Bethesda

AAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGG

#we are never getting the fishing mini game at this rate

maymayple-leaf

*Just starts scatting*

They can't all be thought provoking introspective questions or dispatches from memorable characters

Wait

*starts scatting but in cuneiform (no audible difference)*

am i supposed to start scatting too. I'm a pretty bad rapper already

thefirstmatey

It's the rapper beatbox anon again!? Wait they had a different typing style before. It's the rapper beatbox anon's morally neutral twin!?

#I didn't want to say good or evil twin #therefore comma morally neutral twin #mabel ddlc

maymayple-leaf

Just know that whatever bad exists will never be enough to invalidate the good that is

I know. moni's coming to accept that too, I think. sometimes it just gets overwhelming, yknow

sylphian-utdr-2

daily-jarona-reminder

flowery deltarune when he’s sick: heh. it’s my pneumonia

This paints such a sad world, i hope he recovers

june-bugs-junk

:D

ravenfleesfire

Couples shirts that say "I'm misery" and "I'm company"

#three shirts one that says tragedy one that says time and a smaller one that says comedy #unfortunately the tragedy shirt sells out on its own

tainebot01

POV: you just poured your heart and soul into a love poem for an audience of your fellow gamer.

j-h-cubedman

Hey, thought I'd warn you LOL- if Captain Sprout's sword is "pure, solid gold" it's going to be squishy. Pure gold is extremely soft and malleable! :D

(Tone is meant to be constructive criticism, I apologize if it comes off rude)

Oh yeah the sword is useless in terms of actual ATK power, the real strength lies in the POISONED status effect. Sprout will attack and it'll do around two or three points of damage until two turns later when suddenly you're taking triple digits of damage and your movement is slowed.

The status also sticks around outside of combat, which may require a certain miniature prince to quickly run off on his own and find an antidote.