I dont even think my fishtank is full

ive only got like four fish

[unashamedly-glaswegian]

[teenscoolest]

[teenagerposts]

@ my alarm

[eggfordessert]

Why Muffy got a stripper pole in her room?

[platinum-k-i-l-l-s]

She bout that coin

[paintdeath]

confess your love for me via paypal

[shittyshitposts]

[nentuaby]

original: https://twitter.com/Manda_like_wine/status/977299937963765761

[thecringeandwincefactory-deacti]

My god this is applicable to so many situations: this is in no way a WE situation.

[7172626728388918928292991972-de]

yall coping ?

[dongboss]

no

[dark-sees-deactivated20210809]

[theleavesaredancing-deactivated]

Watermelon Sugar

[averagefairy]

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

[keepingupwiththegifs]

[hieronymouscock]

[paprika]

when you clearly ignore someone but they keep talking to you

[shiimada]

hmu (hit me up)

[pyroinfusedtiger]

hmu inside (cant hit up)

[publicschoolstories]

actual quotes from my freshman year geography teacher

“god is dead, provable or disprovable?”

“we don’t play soccer because soccer is for communists”

“what if i was in the middle of talking to somebody and i just started injecting heroin into my arm?”

“i’m the second best teacher at this school” “who’s the first?” “everybody else is tied for first”

“this one is called ‘midget in a closet playing trombone’”

“fun trick to do on the first date: pretend to poke your eyeball out”

“you know how elementary schools do 'quiet coyote’? i hate that. i like 'shut up turtle’ better.”

“the deans hate me and that’s why my class is in the basement.”

“now you have a one page paper, single spaced, due tomorrow.” “jesus christ” “jesus has nothing to do with this.”

“you know how every neighborhood has a set of weird neighbors? if you don’t, i have bad news for you.”

“in twenty years i hope the mothership’s already come to take me”

[teachinginreallife]

When I try to get the class to focus after I distracted them in the first place

[thefishtankisfull]

Legit me after I do a rowdy brain break and am then like stfu it’s time to learn.

[whatareyoureallyafraidof]