The Flavor Text Podcast

The official tumblr of the Flavor Text podcast, wherein two Magic: The Gathering newbies (@sakinthra and @cylo) read MTG books, discuss lore, and poke fun at some truly stellar world- and character-building decisions. Ask us anything!

[cylo]

Flavor Text • A podcast on Anchor

Two intrepid Magic: The Gathering players brave the past to read official MTG books. We learn lore, discuss characters, and comment on the c

me and @sakinthra made a podcast!

if you like Magic: the Gathering or the lore and have an hour and twenty mins to spare, why not give us a listen! updates every other week

[theflavortextpodcast]

Spiky Cactus Goblin

In Episode 9 you were talking about the Siege Gang Commander who flings Goblins & the cactus looking thing being flung. If you look at the Goblin Tokens from Dominaria (2018) you'll see why they're so cactusy looking! :)

https://scryfall.com/card/tdom/9/goblin

Cheers!

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What climate (average temperature, humidity, season, etc.) do you think Yawgmoth (in his stupid sexy form) would best fit living in? Are we thinking tropics where he's walking around with a loose shirt and a pony tail or a deep midwestern winter bundled warm in his Oil Touched™ Winter Coat? I've loved the shows thus far and look eagerly forward to their continuation. :)

(Our apologies, we somehow missed this submission! Thank you for listening!) Sunny - Oh, clearly Yawg is made for hotter climates. A loose shirt (buttoned just above his navel so he can serve the most tits), rolled up sleeves to show off his stupid, sexy arms. Let's throw in some kohl around his eyes to protect them from the sun and give him a nice edgy look. I don't believe Yawgmoth believes in vacations, so this is the closest we're going to get to a Hot Girl Summer Look™️ Marena - Maybe ya'll are into Hot Girl Summer, but I'm into Warm Boy Winter. Give me a be-sweatered Yawg with a little warm beanie. Give Yawg a pumpkin-spiced latte and a warm fire to dissect you by.

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Episode 2- Yawg, What is in Your Heart? by Flavor Text

Episode two of the Flavor Text Podcast has us reading Chapters Three through Five of The Thran! We are introduced to the budding Revolution

New episode up now!

We go over chapters 3-5 of The Thran!

[commoner64]

what if Yawgmoth could piss out Phyrexian oil?

[cylo]

some Yawgmoth studies as I read through The Thran for me and @sakinthra’s podcast Flavor Text where we read old Magic: the Gathering lore and content and poke fun at it.

Here’s the sexy, unbelievably handsome villain protagonist. 

still would like to know why he’s always described like a romance hero.