Write a scenario where a bird gets into your OC's living space
"Get it! Get it!"
"It's biting meeee!"
"Birds don't bite, you fucking idiot!"
Bob had been relaxing in his room when heard heard all the screaming in the living room along with the sounds of funiture crashing around. He let his book rest in his lap when it got his attention. But then jumped at the sound of a loud gunshot that no doubt destroyed some drywall. "What the hell are they doing now?" He grumbled to himself while he hurried out of his rooom to see what was going on.
Soapi was running around the room with a very angry robin chasing after him, dive bombing and scratching and pecking at him. While Steve, armed with a kitchen chair, and Moose, with a large plastic bowl, were chasing after their friend and the bird in hopes of catching it. Fidget was just to the right of where the hallway met the living room, aiming another shot, when Bob quickly grabbed the end of her hunting rifle to point it down at the floor. "Stop! You're going to kill someone!"
"I'm trying to kill the bird!" She snapped back at him.
By then, Soapi was ducking under the kitchen table to try and get away from the tiny enraged animal. The table which tipped over when Moose made a dive across it in an attempt to catch the bird with the bowl.
"Jesus fucking Christ- You guys-" Bob grabbed Soapi by the back of his shirt and dragged him to the sliding patio door to shove him outside into the backyard. The bird fluttered around as it tried to follow and hit the window pane and fell stunned to the floor.
That boy tended to be a magnet for animal attacks, it was some strange phenomena where any animal Soapi came into contact with, it instantly would hate and attack him. And the reason why Bob was never able to get adopt a pet cat for the household, as much as he wanted one. But now with Soapi and the bird separated, the poor thing reverted to being scared and confused while it tried to get back up and chirpped in distress as Bob wrapped his hands around it to pick it up. Luckily, it didn't seem to be injured by the impact with the window.
"Poor thing." Bob cooed to it while he kept it gently restrained in his hands. He then turned his attention to the others. "Can one of you go get Soapi so I can let it go."
Moose set the bowl down and came over to open the door again and call to Soapi. "We got it! You can come back in now!"
"Ah, great." Soapi sighed with relief as he entered the house.
Bob made sure to be quick with the exchange as he went outside to release the poor robin back into the world. For the brief second Soapi was near it again, it did bite him, and he hissed in pain but still made the effort to get it outside immediately. And when he came back in, Steve was helping Soapi find some bandages for the cuts he had gotten from the whole ordeal.
The house was trashed and Fidget even apologized for the hole she had shot into the ceiling. But the gang all helped clean up and things quickly went back to normal after that. Although not without a very long lecture on how their panicking caused more problems than necessary.
