Klaus Hargeeves Did Nothing Wrong

side blog for Umbrella Academy bc I have emotions

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

I love allison hargreeves and it pains me to say this but I know in my heart that she would wear the most boring outfits to the met gala

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

like I'm sorry. but she would unironically, completely genuinely, do something like this lmao

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

Klaus has the best, but he also ends up fully stealing his outfit and it was archival so it turns into a whole scandal.

Viktor shows up looking nice and on theme solely because he's still mad about the dig Allison made about his fashion sense at Luther's wedding, but it's still nothing out of the box or weird. he ends up on a few best dressed lists but only the ones made by gay people on tiktok who've stanned since a violin performance he did at one of Reginald's big holiday parties when he was 16. no official publications mention him tho rip

Ben shows up in something insane and cool but he wildly misunderstood the theme so he gets cyberbullied about it

Luther shows up in a plain black tux 😔 Sloane is mortified but she makes it onto a few top ten lists

Five thought it was all stupid and didn't go

Diego didn't get invited 😭

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

crucially Ben ALSO wasn't invited but his ego couldn't stand for that so he paid full price for a ticket and then pretended like the designer he hired invited him lmfao

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

Lila wouldn't let Diego buy a ticket because of the insane prices but then she attended the event as Klaus' date and had to help him smuggle his stolen dress across a few borders

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

[hackedhearts-deactivated2024111]

[pizza-feverdream]

Where would we be without the number 3. She's given us so much. <3. :3. What's next

[mossytrashcan]

klaus sketch in honor of me rewatching s1 rn

[capinejghafa]

hargreeves siblings questionable advice [12/?]

[theseancekid]

Ooooooooh I'm in trouble. I'm going to spend the next several weeks meticulously archiving and analyzing every single one of the details from all the Umbrella Academy props that were put up for auction here.

[theseancekid]

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR PHOTOS OF KLAUS' HOSPITAL TAG FOR FIVE FUCKING YEARS NOW

[theseancekid]

anyway. thinking about that headcanon I posted 5 years ago when I was first thinking about Klaus and his hospital tags, and that the reason I think he keeps them on most of the time even when he's out of the facility, is so that if/when he eventually dies on the street, they'll be able to ID his body :(

[hellomagicalsouls]

stop please :(

[jasmineco2]

[momokodaisy]

Extremely Late Umbrella Academy Textposts That Have Definitely Been Done Before (9/?) prev

[kinnporschebigbang]

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[delicateavenuenacho]

Klaus is the absolute most accepting sibling of the Hargreeves and you can’t convince me otherwise. Finds out Ben is falling for a living member of his cult that he doesn’t know the name of? Sure Ben, you can possess me to hang with her. Finds out Allison got married to a guy from the 1960s that he met earlier that day in jail? Gets him out of jail no questions asked. He’s family. Finds out Viktor is in a situationship with a married housewife from the 1960s who he first met while she was aiming a gun at him? He’ll do everything possible to help her and her son. They’re basically family. Finds out Diego is dating a woman who tried to kill them multiple times that he met in an asylum who’s actually another magic kid from 1989? Would do anything for her. Come to family meetings, he says. She’s basically family, now. Finds out Luther is dating another Hargreeves (alternate) who also tried to kill them all at first meeting? Klaus is officiating their wedding! And finally, Five is still mourning his coping mechanism mannequin-wife? That’s rough, pal. All the love.

I love Klaus.

[loveletter2you]

“once upon a time” in other languages

korean: “back when tigers used to smoke” (호랑이 담배 피우던 시절에) [x]

czech: “beyond seven mountain ranges, beyond seven rivers” (za sedmero horami a sedmero řekami)

georgian: “there was, and there was not, there was…” (იყო და არა იყო რა, იყო…)

hausa: “a story, a story. let it go, let it come.” [x]

romanian: “there once was, (as never before)… because if there wasn’t, it wouldn’t have been to told” (A fost odată, ca niciodată că dacă n-ar fi fost, nu s-ar mai povesti…)

lithuanian: “beyond nine seas, beyond nine lagoons: (už devynių jūrų, už devynių marių)

catalan: “see it here that in that time in which beasts spoke and people were silent…” (vet aquí que en aquell temps que les bèsties parlaven i les persones callaven…) [x]

turkish: “Once there was, and once there wasn’t. In the long-distant days of yore, when haystacks winnowed sieves, when genies played jereed in the old bathhouse, [when] fleas were barbers, [when] camels were town criers, [and when] I softly rocked my baby grandmother to sleep in her creaking cradle, there was/lived, in an exotic land, far, far away, a/an…* (Bir varmış, bir yokmuş. Evvel zaman içinde, kalbur saman içinde, cinler cirit oynar iken eski hamam içinde, pireler berber [iken], develer tellal [iken], ben ninemin beşiğini tıngır mıngır sallar iken, uzak diyarların birinde…)

[thefourthumbrella]

Irish: "long long ago" (fadó fadó)

[thefourthumbrella]

I'm the perfect blend of smart and a little stupid so that I can easily make myself misremember things so spoilers don't effect me bc it's just ppl speculating or else it's the same actor/s just in another media or an AU someone's cobbled together

[plentyelegant]

the best thing about the footloose scene is that like... it objectively serves absolutely no use to the plot moving forward. like yes it shows what jayme's spit does but the delores scene happens like five minutes later and serves literally the exact same purpose in showing that she makes hallucinations by spitting at people. they could have just made that her power's introduction and it wouldn't have changed much plot wise but instead they went "no were going to make diego hallucinate one of the most fun and memorable dance scenes in the show since I Think We're Alone Now even though it isn't Actually Happening" & I for one am obsessed

[27-umbrellas]

I don’t think nearly enough people have talked about the scene of Klaus running away from a hoard of Amish men. Comedy gold. Yes bitches get him with your pitchforks and churn him into butter

[chrrispine]

THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY

The Kugelblitz (3x04)

[assiraphales]

the umbrella academy writers turned luther from one of the most hated characters to one of the seasons faves by making his top two personality traits 1. loves his family and 2. idiot

[thesevenumbrellas]

Viktor: You dropped your gender, do you want it?

Klaus: Ew no

Viktor: … Can I have it?