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Also any sexual, gender, or religious orientation. Name's Trevor, Bisexual , Male, Experimenting with energies. Currently single. Any form of communication is welcome! Chatterbox. Tend to ramble.

[lackofcoolname]

FINALLY a new item to the shop! Zombie Idol Sakura Minamoto’s bow from Zombieland Saga! Hand stitched and styled, no ribbon wire (no chance of being poked if it comes loose) and available for right or left side.

Here is the Bow

Here is my Shop FantasyAndCaffeine

[h0lyhandgrenade]

Sometimes when you get an idea for a picture, you don’t question it. You just. …Draw it. Essentially I was disappointed that Waluigi isn’t being included in the new Smash and this is how I’ve expressed it.

Available on my Etsy! And at future conventions :3

[dragonpuppies]

Elizabethan Peasant 1: Look yonder! Someone has writ upon that ceiling that thou art most easily gulled!

Elizabethan Peasant 2: More fool they, for I cannot read.

Elizabethan Peasant 1: *sighing, lowers his visage unto his palm*

[theamityelf]

Elizabethan Peasant 1: Lo, hast thou learned to read?

Elizabethan Peasant 2: Verily, and to compose as well.

Elizabethan Peasant 1: With haste, then, how is the word “i cup” composed?

[hi-def-doritos-deactivated20181]

Elizabethan Peasant 1: what ho, I know a sporting jest! What art thou when thou art a peasant and art occupied in a privy?

Elizabethan Peasant 2: I wist not, but certain am I that thou shalt tell me speedily.

Elizabethan Peasant 1: Most verily, thou art a peon.

[little-niggah-sugar]

Elizabethan Child: Father, I have not yet broken fast and am filled with pangs of hunger.

Elizabethan Father: Hail, Filled With Pangs Of Hunger! Mine own name is Wybert.

[madejsbridge]

[cockyhorror]

I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

[shanexrayn]

Demön

[homebeccer]

the Big Bad of our campaign is an evil snake lady so our rogue was brainstorming ideas to kill her and came up with:

Cutting off her arms so she would revert to a harmless garden snake

Having our Druid morph into a mongoose and fight her, like nature intended

Dropping food in her path so that her tail grows too long and she runs into it and gets a game over

[cupcakecreeper]

All my plans are good???

[vainvaihe]

things got a little heated in the gc today

[gallusrostromegalus]

International Differences that turn into screaming matches of misdirected fury is one of my favorite genres of humor

[bnprime]

carrots are good

[morganoperandi]

And now you see how wars are started.

[nicnacks-art-shack-moved]

SO I JUST LEARNED ABOUT A NEW ANIMAL

IT’S CALLED AN AARDWOLF AND I LOVE IT

LOOK AT THE BABY

AND THE ADULTS ARE JUST AS CUTE

CUTE NOT YOUR THING AND YOU WANNA BE PUNK AF?

AARDWOLF STILL HAS YOU COVERED

YOU JUST KNOW THIS BAD BOI/GAL LISTENS TO BOWLING FOR SOUP WHEN THEY’RE DONE TEARING DOWN THE ESTABLISHMENT AND TAKING ON THE MAN

I AM IN LOVE

[humorteliblee]

[gar-dev-oirs-deactivated2018111]

[im-the-batmann]

What the fuck did my own two eyes perceive on this day??

[traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns]

[ultrafacts]

Source: [x]

Click HERE for more facts

[legovasavouchi]

Okay so I went to the source article and here’s the paragraph where the guy tells his secret:

First, there was their daily diet: on top of dry commercial cat food, a home-cooked breakfast of eggs, turkey bacon, broccoli, coffee with cream, and—every two days—about an eyedropper full of red wine to “circulate the arteries.” Then there was his effort to ensure the cats were sufficiently stimulated: a garage he’d converted into a home movie theater, with a working reel-to-reel projector and actual movie theater seats, where Perry screens nature documentaries exclusively for the cats (with previews, he added). Last, and perhaps most important, he swore that love and close, personal relationships helped his cats live longer. Perry adored his cats so much, he remembered each of their birthdays.

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

i love this man

[darning-socks]

you learn to take the little victories

[ilarual-archive]

I always got very excited when it would spell out ACDC

[badassthugmc]

OMG SAME FOR BOTH

[liquid-pie]

I always got very afraid when it was the same letter 4 times in a row

[neuralactivity]

when I was 4 or 5, my mom was a prof at a college and she used to hand me the scantron sheet before she wrote the exam and let me colour whatever lettered bubble i wanted for each answer. if i coloured two by accident, she made an ‘all of the above’ option. one time she gave me it and i coloured the ‘a’ bubble for each of the 130 questions except for the second last one and she just went with it later on, she told me that it was the most entertaining exam she had ever watched her students take

[cynntastic]

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

Mad Max Fury Road is the best because it screams in your face “HEY LOOK HERE’S A V8 INTERCEPTOR AND A MASSIVE FUCKING TRUCK COVERED IN SKULLS AND A GUITAR FLAMETHROWER AND BIG ACTION SEQUENCES AND EXPLOSIONS, ISN’T THAT COOL??????” and then it gently takes your shoulder and whispers in your ear “but you know what’s cooler? respecting women & dismantling the patriarchy”

[shiningstar-kastle]

pretty much

[thenatsdorf]

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

after this weekend I’m gonna need a pair of gold booty shorts that say “customers are not valid” on the butt

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

scratch that, it should say “customers are not valid EXCEPT the cute ginger girl who gave me her number”

[miyaarte-deactivated20200302]

@faithbluejay 

from here

[sizvideos]

Video

[durkin62]

If this shits cheap I’m buying 20 pounds of it and making cosplay armor.

[roar104]

Pics of some finished shit?

[matchaprotocol]

I remember this stuff in product design class. Best shit ever.

[scam15o-blog]

little-dragneel WE NEED THIS!!

[little-dragneel-deactivated2017]

COULD YOU IMAGINE THE COSPLAY SHIT ONE COULD DO WITH THIS????

[sunfloweraspen]

Hey guys, just wanted to butt in here.

This is exactly the same stuff as Instamorph. And guess what? Instamorph is actually cheaper. A 400g (gram) bag of Plastimake is $30 (Can you say ouch?) Where as a 12 ounce jar of Instamorph is only $17. Why is this important? 12 ounces =  roughly 340 grams. That’s almost that same amount, but wayyyy cheaper. Not only that, but it seems Plastimake is currently out of stock? Further, Instamorph also has colour packets  for $12, and Plastimake’s are $15.

I’m not saying Plastimake is bad, i’m just saying if you aren’t exactly rich, it’s good to have a cheaper alternative that’s just as good.

There’s your daily dose of marketing info for the day, happy crafting! :D

[impistry]

I wanted to add that not only can you use this stuff straight up (and there are quite a few companies out there making it now at different price points), you can ALSO use it to make homemade Worbla, which is way cheaper than the stuff you can buy online for armor and other crafting (all you really need is some flour, the moldable pellets, and heat to make it)

[letalisotium]

It’s twice as bad as the guns, because he has to grab a new one every time the thread OR the bobbin runs out.