the Freckled Fish @thefreckledfish - Tumblr Blog

i´m Bark (he/they) welcome to my bog!!

i handmake all my plushies in small batches. this process usually includes designing, patterning, printing and embroidering fabric myself. aswell as sewing and stuffing all my plushies.

I also do the business side of things entirely on my own and always appreciate patience but you can dm me any time with order questions!

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my shop: barks-bog.com

ko-fi: ko-fi.com/barksbog

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thefreckledfish

I'm in love

audliminal

Me meeting a genie: Okay, so my first wish is for 1000 dollars a day, deposited to my bank account without any way of tracing it to anything illegal. I want this money to come from the ten richest people in America (100 dollars each), withdrawn under the guise of nebulous, random purchases and surcharges. It would probably be best to split the money into a myriad of smaller fees, though, to reduce the likelihood of anyone noticing. Got all that?

Genie: um

Me, continuing on without a care: For my SECOND wish, I want you to give me the ability to learn any given phoneme, so that I can learn to pronounce new languages perfectly. If you're willing, it'd be nice if it were a little easier to memorize new languages too, but if that's not cool, I'm perfectly fine doing all the legwork myself I mostly just want to be capable of pronouncing things correctly.

Genie, now staring at me like I'm insane: ......okaaayyy?....

Me: For my third wish. I want to always have great ideas for gifts for people. Every birthday, every holiday, I want to be able to come up with something they'd really like, with enough time to actually get it for them.

Genie, just staring at me

Me: I can provide you with a written document if that would help.

beautifulscreaminglady

people like op are the ones that get memorialized in folk tales for outwitting the devil

tiktoks-for-dead-pope

txtokenman

theslowesthnery

From the union of Pasiphaë and the white bull sent by the gods was born a horrible and malformed monster, a crossbreed with the body of a human but the monstrous and grotesque head of a bull

the finnish wikipedia article’s description for the minotaur needs to fucking chill so i drew a little babby asterius

denvilleneuve

(getting work done thanks to @dindjvrins)

glumshoe

Lucy Lawless was not a particularly burly woman, but somehow she made Xena seem like a fucking tank and I don’t understand how.

glumshoe

Don’t get me wrong—she was strong, and certainly not a waif, but more than almost any other female superhero actress I’ve ever seen, Lucy Lawless exuded physical power and weight that I actually believed (when she wasn’t somersaulting in front of a ridiculous greenscreen).

argumate

that’s a damn good point

ms-demeanor

INTENSE FACIAL EXPRESSIONS

COSTUME EMPHASIZING BREADTH OF SHOULDERS

THEM THIGHS

WHATEVER THE FUCK THIS IS ABOUT HOLY SHIT

JAWLINE

EVERYTHING. ALL OF IT. I DON’T KNOW I’M JUST FEELING EXCEPTIONALLY WARM RIGHT NOW.

I LOVE HER

dee-the-red-witch

This is because the tank is not concerned with muscle or endurance. Tank is purely a matter of 60% attitude, 30% mindset, and 110% fuckaroundandfindout.

nehirose

I’ve also seen another version of the commentary on this post speculating that she was also SHOT like male action star at the time - which has nothing to do with size, but with posture and staging and yes, attitude. 😊

the-fallen-blue

She definitely was permitted to show -effort- in a way that female action stars often are not. She gets to grunt, yell, make weird angry faces, put FORCE and ANGER and JOY and just, you know. Personality, generally, into her fighting. It makes her feel more real, which means that when she does impressive or impossible things, they also feel more real and thus more impressive.

flesh-n-bonesss

I made a spicy meme last night we can all relate to!

deerypoof

Birds with antlers!! This wonderfully weird series is brought to you by Munwie of Deviantart. Check out her gallery for even more of these surreal splendors.

aboleth-eye

Magical Beast: Virgavis, the Birds of Omen

Within flocks of birds during their yearly migrations, some specimens of birds appear to have eminence over the rest. They are usually at the head of the flock during flight, knowing how far and what direction the flock must head.

However, some flocks stop mid-migration; roosting in one place for an extended period of time. The seasons of migration are a time of transition within the natural world. Some say that powerful spirits and gods of the natural world use migrating flocks to comb the earth from the skies, looking for places where natural forces are either stopped or corrupted.

It is a terrible omen if such a flock finds your home, for the leader of the roosting flock spontaneously grows a set of antlers upon their head. Gifted with insight from a powerful natural force, these Virgavis control their flock with supernatural power, often directing their kin to attack anything they come across as they search for the corrupting force or criminal against nature.

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cundtcake

swiss cows celebrating their autumn tradition of leaving the alps to go down to their other home in valley while wearing big bells and flower crowns (x)

221cbakerstreet

the midsommar sequel looks great

dodgermd

Fun fact: they only wear crowns if no cow died on the mountain. So, yas, no accidents this year for these girls.

stutterhug

Secret holiday romance~

www.stutterhug.com

https://www.patreon.com/Stutterhug

eggpuffs

finding out this was real makes my life lkJASLKFJASDKLF

requinoesis

After quite a while, I finally managed to adapt these fun shark anatomy illustrations to Redbubble products! Many asked me to make posters or art prints available for sale and it is now possible in my little store! This is my store’s profile! ✨

I tried to adapt these arts to other products, but I think they were very ugly, so focus on looking for poster, art print or stickers options! I hope you like it and that the price offered by Redbubble is affordable!

In the future I want to make other species of sharks! Thanks a lot for all support! ✨ If you want to follow me on instagram, this is: @AstralRequin