The Fricken Giraffe

The blog of a giraffe trying to waste time on the internet faster and with less productivity

[wayfire-official]

Sex should have a secondary gameplay loop where you build bases, manage resources, and expand your territory

[squeakitties]

following weird horny furries who are into shit like pooltoys and transformation and stuff is enrichment. the vitamins and minerals of posting

[squeakitties]

[twinkenjoyer-deactivated2023083]

once you get over your ass and realise you will never get some people and that’s ok you are basically immune to right wing fearmongering. otherkin? none of my fucking business

[stevishabitat]

[mandate-transgenderism]

I must not fall victim to disgust. Disgust is the heart-killer. Disgust is the little-death that brings total apathy. I will face my disgust. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the disgust has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

[cocoon2010]

[transfemininomenon]

for weed ?

[cocoon2010]

[missagpmuttpuppy]

This is a staple of the Discord server I'm in

[muzzlesbian]

this is a staple of the blowjobs i give

[corpsehusk-creaturedoll]

gen 1 armored core themed blowjob in which i suck it from behind

[http2wink]

a collection of my personal favorite slides from the Kamen Rider powerpoint I never finished or posted

[aquarytide]

[baddroid]

[toonami]

Time to get to work 

[mecha-gifs]

Finishing Move Friday: Big O - Point Blank O Thunder

[mecha-gifs]

Finishing Move Friday: Big O - Sudden Imapct

[toonami]

Roger negotiates 

[iamarique-blog]

Visit Original Link

[internetslug-archive-deactivate]

Visit Original Link

[rashtrabbits-deactivated2015031]

this is making me cry laughing i dont even know why

[beyonceisstraight]

i feel like im standing next to a speaker at a function

[threesideddream]

somebody’s auntie’s awful car stereo

[xekstrin]

this is beautiful

[pointnclick]

i’ve watched this like 8 times in a row

[momperlman-deactivated20251022]

Me and my dog post-apocalypse after we find a broken crate of canned peaches washed up on the beach

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

Come and See Him

[skautism]

[tazri]

Last month I caught Covid, and right at the start of my symptoms I saw this post. For the next 8ish days, I was HAUNTED by this song. It played on a loop in my head for hours. I would wake up in the middle of the night covered in sweat singing “…mixed with Zach Galifianakis” as it bounced around in my virus-addled brain. It was literally inescapable.

Anyway as soon as that ended, the Morbin Time memes started so you can imagine how that went for me, who would be deliriously sick for another 5 days.

[titkoks]

my jaw hit the floor

[cipheramnesia]

excuse the fuck out of whoever this is

[cumaeansibyl]

the gnarliest, dirtiest shredding with that fucking casio keyboard metronome beat I can’t stand it

[danamongden]

Clearly people are overpaying for their 6-string electric guitars.

[cipheramnesia]

Just Big Guitar String trying to sell you more strings. String beans for food? Super string theory? How deep does the rabbit hole go?

Or should I say… rabbit STRING

[worlds-leading-gnome-expert]

does that make this an ektar?

[gossip-girl-of-middleearth]

This made my brain go brr, therefore it’ll make your brain go brr too if you’re following me <3

[alyanas-little-hideout]

Fuck I scrolled on but this is going to be living in my head so fucking much why did you have to show this to me I will never be free

[cephalopistol]

zam it up baby

(original image:)

[katelyn-danger]

I can be trusted with an industrial grade sticker machine