To The Moon & Back

[cowboy]

What would happen if you got an email

[starjasmines]

i would check it

[cowboy]

You sick fuck.

[eb0shi]

[lolfunnyhumor]

[minicanada-blog]

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE TWEET EVER

[lowkey-living]

[teamfrankocean]

[anpan]

[mydadisindianajones]

It’s not about “illegals stealing our jobs,” it’s about not being white. If anyone tells you otherwise they are lying.

[wnq-writers]

I stopped holding on to people. I stopped revolving my world around them. If they stay, great; and if they don’t, others will come along and replace them, just like others would replace me.

modestybae (via wnq-writers)

[destinyrush]

no lie here 🤷🏾‍♀️

[tastefullyoffensive]

[castielismycherrypie]

I havE WAITED MY ENTIRE LIFE TO SEE SOMEONE ACTUALLY TRY THIS HOLY SHIT

[dobladim]

[superiordonutsdaily]

[4str-o]

hits too close..

[n0kiv]

^^

[lagonegirl]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

if ur dealing to the people on the left you’d just say “$45 a gram” and theyd be like “yeah bro sure dude i gotchu thats legitness ur the man” but the ppl on the right u gotta finesse like “my normal price is $15 a g but this stuff is called Cosmic Throat Cum Squirt Haze so the lowest i can go is $50″ and theyd b like “wow… so cultured… i cant wait to smoke this out of my native american themed bong…”

[crusherccme]

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

[fuckyeahpainting]

[becomingonewithmybed]