Cryaotic quotes {Sentence Starters}
{ contains swearing }
“Shut the fuck up. And have a good day.”
“You talk like such a high schooler. It’s adorable, but please stop.”
“Congratulations, you’re kinda smart.”
“You’re not gonna die here. Not after all the shit you’ve been through.”
“This is not what I wanted to be when I grew up.”
“Do I need to knock someone out? I’ll put my boot right in their friggin’ facial region.”
“Do I go for the booty, or not the booty?”
“I’m having a really bad time with ghosts today. They just don’t seem to like me.”
“Dying is not something you wanna think about.”
“You kids wanna see a dead body? I’ll show it to you.”
“I’ve come to ruin your day!”
“There’s a few things in life better than being a bear. One of those few things are probably being a bear with lasers.”
“You can be weird if you want to be.”
“You’re an asshole-dick. Two things in one.”
“You also look like kind of an asshole, no offense.”
“That is dangerous. I like it, but it’s dangerous.”
“Ok, I hear sounds. I think I’m supposed to avoid those sounds.”
“Well, that happened. That damn well happened.”
“Your idea of fun has changed drastically since I first met you, dear.”
“I’m a motherfuckin’ miracle worker.”
“Killing me is not going to solve anything!”
“Looks like you just made a big mistake, you arrogant asshole.”
“Where is the ‘hell yeah I wanna do this’ option?”
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