books, youtube and boredome

Lucy | 20 | Russian Student Scotland Gay af (she/her)I reblog stuff I think is funny. That's literally all I do

[vbartilucci]

Je voudrais parler à votre gestionnaire

[emi--rose]

Quest-ce que le fuck

[torsamors-deactivated20250510]

[ayeforscotland]

I think a shag is just an more ‘modern’ version of a mullet if I’m right???

There’s only one type of shag I’m wanting and it’s not that one

[ampervadasz]

[sonechkaandthedynamos]

[weird-ecologies]

If this ain't me

[crying-over-really-dumb-things]

Me, bleeding profusely from a missing leg as I’m being dragged onto the beach: THIS WAS A STATISTICALLY UNLIKELY OCCASION, IF THE SHARK WANTED ME DEAD I WOULD BE DEAD. SHARKS ARE IMPORTANT FOR THEIR ECOSYSTEMS I DO NOT CONDONE ANY ATTEMPTS TO HUNT THIS SHARK

[sawvs]

no one:

saw movies when there’s a sucker in a trap:

[iwilleatyourenglish]

this is how my boyfriend asks me to stream dark souls iii for him

[iwilleatyourenglish]

he is

[selki]

forgot call of duty existed and for one glorious split second this was the funniest youtube comment i'd seen in my life

[valtsv]

holding onto my demon boyfriend's horns when we argue and he tries to walk away because we are not done here mister. my feet are no longer touching the ground but i am determined.

[valtsv]

my demon boyfriend picking me up when someone we're arguing with tries to walk away because we are not done here mister

[funnytwittertweets]

[nevertheless-moving]

same energy as that buffy episode where the big bad ‘can’t be hurt by any weapon forged’ and she’s like ‘it’s been a 500 years are you sure’ and annihilates it with a fuckin M136 rocket launcher

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[pastel-petticoats]

There's nothing wrong with being a sex worker, or with enjoying sex work

[pastel-petticoats]

There’s no modifiers to this, btw. Not “its okay to be a sex worker if you have no other options” or “its okay to be a sex worker but also you poor poor victim”. No. It is okay to be a sex worker. Full stop.

[thechronicfuckingmasochist]

also, because the comments on this are infuriating...

victims of sex trafficking are not sex workers. they're victims of sex trafficking. you CANNOT BE A SEX WORKER IF YOU HAVE NOT CONSENTED. Sex slavery and sex trafficking is not sex work and y'all continuously adding that "except this group!" bit detracts from both the very real struggles of actual trafficking victims and the very real struggle of actual sex workers. if you're coming back with that "except trafficking victims" addendum then I would strongly encourage you to read into what actual trafficking looks like, bc your perception is fucked up.

[kny111]

hollywood be like “Africans”

[the-salamander-commander]

Thats not even an african themed movie like what.

[walkemdowncc]

where the fuck do u think egypt is located I’m jus curious

[mwagneto]

losing my MIND

[dragelton]

[mwagneto]

[weirdness-is-good]

[runcibility]

I feel like this is the moment a young mutant just found out that his power is manifesting sliced bread

[sunshien-deactivated20220126]

i’m about to make tumblr user runcibility’s goddamn day

[heroinych]

[mudwerks]

no fucking way

[heckin-music-dork]

Me for most of the video: okay okay cool, I like the clicky noise, but why is it so long? What’s the point?

Me for the last two seconds or so: DUUUDE

[mckitterick]

…and for those looking to understand the physics, @rpmaniac adds:

[bimbogollum]

I wanna hire an evil advisor so bad. I want to pay some gay-coded little man to creep around my house saying ominous things and smirking to himself and punctuating every sentence with an evil little laugh while I pretend to be totally oblivious. And of course I ignore his evil advice, but I always have an excuse as to why, and he unconvincingly pretends to be okay with it, but later that night I hear him having an absolute meltdown in his room until he comes up with a new evil plan and bursts into a musical number that ends with maniacal laughter which continues for about 10 minutes

[bimbogollum]

God I wish that were me