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In case anyone needed something reassurance, it’s November and Biden won the election. That’s all I have to say this fucking year is almost over and the next HAS to be better. It just HAS to be. The worst case is that it stays the same but it probably won’t atleast for the guys in the us because trumps fucking gone! Why am I so happy about this? Bruh I’m Canadian

Why is this blog still called the kei chronicles, I should change it. Like I’ve said I’m Miles. (I spell it Myles sometimes I kinda flip in between the two call me either idk) at the time I made the blog, I thought I was non-binary, switched between that and being a lesbian for a bit, before coming to the realization that I’m actually a guy and that probably has something to do with the fact they/them didn’t feel right but neither did she/her.

Idk i mean I’m not technically the gayest M&M anymore because I’m not gay, idk what I am but we’ll say bi and mostly attracted to women bc I thought I was straight and then boom now I’m dating a guy. Point is my user and blog name doesn’t really work but idk

So I just want to tell everyone to watch chopping mall it’s so bad i-

I can’t even explain it just look at the terminator wall-es

The fact I’ve probably eaten nail polish this week is truly horrifying also happy Halloween from your local Funtime Freddy

Ok so apparently I forgot to post this but, there is a sign in my town from like 1929 with the names of a bunch of people who lived there. Cool right?

Well. Me and my friend were walking past it and decided to read some of the names.

There is a man. On the sign, named Dick Creamer.

His name is immortalized on that plaque forever and his name is Dick Creamer. I’m not even joking.

Also would just like to say that there was also a doctor, who was alive around the name time as our man Dick. His name was Dougal McDougall. Yeah. My town isn’t known for it’s names.

#what the hell #please help #i’m dying #the fuck was up with my town #there was also a guy who went to church and came back to see that a fire started in his tinsmith and burned down like #most of the town

So in my French class on friday we were playing skellegoreys (idk if that’s how it’s spelt but yeah) and the letter was M, so naturally at the end of the class I had come up with a saying like you’d see on one of those oddly-specific t-shits that said:

IN THIS CLASS WE ONLY LIKE FOUR THINGS:

-GUNS

-HAMMERS

-MOLES

-AND MUSARD

People in my class kept using these items (ik that gun in French is fusil, but the guy who said it first said that you’d find M6’s in someone’s locker, so it works)

Bruh so I have these OC’s who live in a zombie apocalypse, right? So basically there’s like 10 of them living in this house and the top floor is split into a room for the guys, a room for the girls, and a storage/unused room so my dumbass was drawing the main characters (not all 10 of them, like, 3 of them) and all I could think of was

Ah yes, the three genders, girl, boy, and storage.

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Gurogender: A gender based in gore and gore subcultures, such as menhera, hanahaki, candy gore, and pastel gore.

Pronoun Examples: 🔪/🔪self ,blood/bloodself, gore/goreself, 🩸/🩸self,

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WOW MAN DON’T CUT YOURSELF ON ALL THAT EDGE THERE

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your legit hating on a dead account man lmao

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I just though it was funny lol

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Bruh this image is exactly how I’d explain my music taste to people who don’t know me that well

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Things the lgbt community is doing that make me wish I wasn’t lgbt:

It/its pronouns

He/him lesbians

“Spacesexual genderflux non dysphoric gnc trans boy! (He/she/they/fae)”

“”“"Preferred”“”“ pronouns (they aren’t preferred. I am a guy. You call me he.)

Neopronouns/genders in general……

"I don’t try to pass as a boy but if you misgender me or refuse to date me like a cute yaoi boy you’re transphobic”

Every trans guy is a “smol flower soft boi”

Every trans woman is a “big strong muscle lady wife”

Forcing the queer label on everyone in an act of “reclaiming” it

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Yup. This pretty much showcases my point about trenders. It’s not cool to be a spacesexual genderflux non dysphoric gnc trans boi, it’s just stupid.

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This picture out of context is the funniest image I’ve ever seen

Edit: this picture in general is the funniest imag I’ve ever seen

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Layered Leaf Dress by Walter Van Beirendonck

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Ok bruh I have a fairy OC (they’re actually in my pfp, their name is Kei and they’re a kickass pirate) who would so wear this exact dress (or maybe a shirt and pants version of this because dresses aren’t as practical for kicking ass as a pirate) to fight people

Ok so in ai dungeon my character got kidnapped by a cult (long story involving the cyberpunk-punk story) and I wake up strapped to this table and this cult guy is asking me a bunch of questions and I decide to have fun with it. (This gets me into a lot of trouble but it’s funny) this is what happens when I was asked my name.

Bruh I randomized it like 5 times and the AI never got the hint that maybe, just maybe, I was being sarcastic and didn’t actually want him to call me fuckface, but one time the cult guy like the name so much that he said he was going to start calling himself that and I fucking cried.

Hey. Here’s the thing. I’d say I’m a body positive person. I say that as in, I don’t give a shit if you’re fat, or thin, or disabled, or a man, or a woman, or have green eyes, or blue hair, or dark skin. You are still a human, that’s what I mean if I say the words ‘body positivity’ I mean that no matter how you look, you are still human and have human feelings, what I don’t mean is that skinny people have eating disorders and that dieting = starving yourself. Shut it Karen. You’re obese. Just because I’m not 400lbs and can’t walk doesn’t mean I’m starving or even underweight, hell, I’m a bit chubby myself but atleast I’m still able to live life as a normal dude. Body positivity started as a way for people to be like, “hey, just because you look different doesn’t mean you’re any less of a person” and that’s sick and cool and I support it wholeheartedly, but haes is taking it WAY too far.

So today I was listening to buried alive by creature feature and I introduced my friend to the band and she likes the song, and I’m honestly just happy to have someone that likes the band too so we were outside listing to it on her phone and I’m singing the courus and she is there too and this is how it went down:

Me: I CAN’T EXPLAIN JUST HOW IT FEELS, THE THOUGHTS OF MY PREMATURE BURIAL HERE IN THIS OBLONG BOX I LIE WITH THE HOPES I’LL BE! *i pause, wanting my friend to finish the line*

Her, really quietly, and only muffled by her weird mask that makes it hard to hear her: buried alive.

Oh and at school we watched a virtual concert of les rats d’swompe because French Ontario day is the 25th and I’m like obsessed now they do be cool tho