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spoon-plays

It sure would make more sense than me doing it

bob-belcher

socialismartnature

This sculpture by Issac Cordal in Berlin is called “Politicians discussing global warming.”

atrioventriculas

reblogging for the millionth time

ben-brnes

Hold Up, dir. Jonas Åkerlund

thebootydiaries

favourite character: *dies*

me: nah get up bitch ur fine

nowhites

math problem: *begins with “we know that..”*

me: WE dont know SHIT

rosewarmth-deactivated20201202

wow come for my neck like that

zarb

It took me less than 5 minutes to sign up here! Nielsen is completely legit. They already pay people to watch TV, now they’re gonna pay me to watch vine compilations… I’m truly living in 3018 y’all

lazyproblems

collegehackable

@ all my followers who want easy money

Nielsen is amazing and I completely vouch for them. Pro-tip: to make the most money, you guys should join the panel on your computer AND your phone because they pay for each device that you connect. You can expect to earn about $50 from a single device. Nielsen also gives away $10,000 EACH MONTH. All you have to do is keep the app on your computer and you’ll be entered into their monthly sweepstakes. The top prize earners take home $1,000 each, and 400 people win cash prizes.

To everyone worried about what data they collect, this is from their website:

TL;DR they only want to know what websites you visit, and how much time you spend on these sites. They NEVER collect sensitive data such as usernames, passwords, login information, bank, or credit card information. So if you could use some extra cash, you honestly have nothing to lose. Google already collects (and sells) your data, the difference is that Nielsen wants to pay you.

They’ve been a trusted name since the 1920s, first measuring what radio stations peopled tuned into, next getting into television ratings, and now they want to measure the popularity of websites and online videos. So yes, you can quite literally get paid to watch youtube videos. What a time to be alive indeed.

with-practice

oraora-tarotaro

I came out as trans to my uncle, and he wrote the loveliest response:

“Thank you for coming out to us! It is a joyful occasion to share being yourself with your family. The consciousness that resides in each of us is without gender, but gender and bodies are trappings that we put on, and it is important that you are comfortable in them. Much like a decent pair of pants.”

prismatic-bell

This is so beautiful and profound and then…..that last line.

Still beautiful, BUT OH THE LAUGHTER.

dobladim

jedimelonlord

tiny house guy dot gif

undertale-science

I can’t believe I didn’t notice this. If you stay around the little guy comes out, its sprite is simply called “tinybghouse” and the guy is “tinybgman”. Really cool. I wonder if theres any other hidden things no one stuck around long enough to see?

kadywicker

the fact that community colleges are seen as less valid and for “stupid” people is a result of classism and in this essay I will-

kadywicker

ppl in the tags saying that it’s “genuinely a lesser tier of education because people go there for trades and nursing and thats about it” are just proving that its classism. bc a) no thats absolutely not correct. a good chunk of people that go to community colleges do so to knock out their gen eds at a lower price than they’d be if they went to a four year, then transfer to a four year. and more importantly b) trade professions are not lesser than other professions that take higher degrees. people who go into things that take associates degrees are not “stupid”.

if you think ppl who are too poor to attend a four year university for all four years, or that ppl who are too poor to/don’t want to get their bachelor’s/master’s/doctorate are “stupid” then i have news for you:

thats classism, babe

thegreatestfilms

honestly, when you see either ariana’s dangerous woman docuseries, taylor’s reputation stadium tour, or any beyoncé’s performance, you really realise how wide the gap between male and female performance standards goes…….. the artists i just mentionned go to extreme lengths to offer both a visual and vocal show to whoever buys tickets to see them, they deliver on special effects, fierce looking but usually demanding stage outfits (imagine just the pain from the heels!), !!!choreos!!!, their concerts are like the whole package. and when you compare it to a shawn mendes, ed sheeran, harry styles or a lot of male performer’s show, it’s blatantly painful to see the difference : absolutely no hate towards them (i love them!!), but male artists get to just grab their guitar and microphone, throw some light effects in the mix, wear comfortable clothes and shoes, and NO ONE IS SHOOKED, and i just hate these double standards. imo that’s just yet another reflection of how women are expected to do so?? much?? more?? all the time. anyway, all i’m saying is i wish that female artists could design tours where it’s just them in tshirt and jeans, with their guitar, and still be recognised as the artists that they are, and that male artists would sometimes step up, or feel free to step up their game

tsunamiboostv2-deactivated20190

Unfunny non-black gays: HAHAHAHA WIG! TEA SIS! IT BE LIKE THAT! DID I MENTION WIG? MY WIG IS SNATCHED #SHOOK #IM QUAKING

tsunamiboostv2-deactivated20190

Seriously though sorry to be “that” black person but I’m really tired of white gays (hell any non-black) using aave every 10 seconds! It’s not funny we been saying this shit but I guess it’s only quirky to act like a sassy black person, not be one. Because that’s how most of y'all see us

(non-blacks are encouraged to reblog dont say anything though)