[akron-squirrel]

Hewwo

[morepopcornplease]

[tachylyte]

[ellecim]

Sonic (2019)

[mindyourbusinessitsfree]

Stop texting first and see how many dead plants you’ve been watering.

[kingte6-deactivated20190619]

When I tell you this is SO the TRUTH

[gaypeopletwitter]

[official-daft-punk-deactivated2]

ok so the other day i was at sears. I was in the baby section. Im standing there looking at clothes and a lady who works there comes up and is like “oh are you expecting?” And i was like “uhhhh” and because im a dumbass i was like “no i already delivered.” And she was like “How long ago?” And i was just like “two weeks.” And she said “wow! You look great! When i had my first son, i looked like a mess for six months. Is it a boy or a girl?” And i was just awkwardly like “a girl….” And she asked her name and i said Chernobyl and she was like “oh what a cute name! It sounds really familiar.” And i honestly just stood there going through all that and pretending i had a human baby two weeks ago named Chernobyl because i didnt wanna tell this poor lady i was buying baby clothes for my fucking baby opossum

[itchiez-deactivated20221227]

every time i see this text post i forget the ending and every single time it decimates me

[gaynehollander]

[mommy4sissyslut]

rupaul after watching this interview 

[powerrangersvintage]

[i-think-youll-like-this]

When the squad has to take the bus

[gifsandsound]

[probablymetarpgideas]

use music to convey things about a character

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was walking in the forest during winter, and saw a wendigo sitting under a tree. I asked it if it was going to kill me. It said, “No, this is just a dream.” So I sat next to it in the snow for a bit and then he said, “The anger in your heart warms you now, but will leave you cold in your grave.” And then I woke up.

[wormcrud]

Well SOMEONE’S third eye is wide fucking open

[thenatsdorf]

Extra-happy duck.

[mythrussy-deactivated20221011]

Me: *Shows ankle*

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[approach]

[anxietyproblem]

[fuks]

[gaypeopletwitter]