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[senatortedcruz]

How it feels to be an ugly girl with a crush

[papayajuan2019]

near life experience

[soaphoe]

this tweet is absolutely taking me out

#UseYourButt

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[52stations]

dude im soooo gonna come into my own at the age of 30 #TRUST

[segamascott]

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

i'm considering jacking off... i'll have my people call your people

[segamascott]

[ragsy]

"Yeah hold on, let me change out of my work clothes" [undoes a single button on my hawaiian shirt and nothing else]

[thestanconfessions]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[narutio]

[funny-tik-toks]

[negromameswey]

two important additions

[peanutpalace-deactivated2023011]

yes I'm at Wendy's yes my cunt is out

[peanutpalace-deactivated2023011]

they ain't the only bitch with a juicy $4 baconator

[fuxray]

[wellthatswhatithought]

Coworker type women are always like "you know how it is with husbands" but I don't. I don't know how it is. Your experience of husband seems to be guy who doesn't give a shit about you. My experience of husband is mostly guy who won't stop singing "Pastyme With Good Companye" (a bad song written by Henry VIII) at 9pm.

[welovegamingz]