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Red | He/Him | 20 | Big Gay | Former Gecko keeper | Small time artist

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i would like u guys to please witness the tiny toad complete in its glory the original didnt show up in the tag for some reason so sorry for the repost but im so proud of this little guy i cant afford for people NOT to see the detail work

[gallusrostromegalus]

Woke up early and made Challah with Mom, using my mother-in-law's recipe. Paul Hollywood wishes he had this crumb.

Recipe (makes 2 loaves)

1 3/4 cup warm water

1 Tb yeast (2 packets)

1 cup + 1 Tb sugar

5 eggs

1 Tb salt

8-8 1/2 cups flour

1. Add yeast and 1 Tb sugar to water, mix and let prove

2. Combine 4 of the eggs, and yeast water, add salt and sugar, then work flour in 1 cup at a time

3. Knead dough until it can be made into a smooth ball

4. Cover and let rise until doubled in size. This recipe makes a monstrous amount of dough.

5. Knead again until.smmoth and elastic. separate into 12 pieces. Roll piecees out into long snakes.

6. Using 6 plaits for each loaf YouTube how to do a six strand braid because the hell if I can figure it out.

7. Tuck ends in as best you can, smoosh braids into loaf shapes and set on greased pan

8. Cover and allow to rise again until doubled in size. Use 5th egg to coat risen dough with an egg wash.

9. Bake loaves at 375 for 30-35 min

-yes, it's fine to halve the recipe

- IDK if it works for bread machines

-yes you can use the dough hook on a stand mixer to do the kneading. That's what we did because we both have carpal tunnel.

-if you like really sweet challah you can throw 1/2 cup of honey in there too

[beachdeath]

here is the artwork of me and bill hader that i commissioned from alex for the very good cause of helping them make rent which means nobody is allowed to make fun of me. thanks for helping alex make rent guys.

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[thegeckohoard]

i havent been on this account in ages goodness

howdy yall, i hope everyones doin well! I rarely come onto my main account @s1eepingatlast but its not really reptile related! i just kinda reblog things i like or #asethetic lol, feel free to follow it tho!

I recently moved into a duplex due to my parents moving out of state, and they did not allow reptiles, so I currently am lizardless 8( i feel so empty inside

[ramenreptiles]

DIRT HAT

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[pastrygeckos]

He loves his hide so much but he’s a little lorge for the entrance… He’s so cute 😭

[teleos]

Ahi by Julian Rossi Via Flickr: Crested gecko.

[kai-ni]

she .

[thegeckohoard]

her!!!

[tokays]

My soft, pudgy potato friend. This is the best gecko in the world and one that’s never leaving me.

[barghestblack]

Gecko commissions for Ohmymangos on twitter!

[astrasperas]

For a star to be born, there is one thing that must happen: a gaseous nebula must collapse. So collapse.  Crumble. This is not your destruction.  This is your birth.

n.t. (via astrasperas)

[kai-ni]

Find the lizard

[thegeckohoard]

lord almighty shes TINY

[i-m-snek]

He curled up behind me while I was on youtube! <3 

[tundrapython]

A good bean