Does Your Character Cross The Costanza Line?

The George Constanza line is to ask a very important question about anyone, fictional or otherwise: can they win in a fight with George Constanza. You might think it’s easy, but then you see who he’s up against. Submissions are always open.

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Dear Strong Bad,

Can Trogdor burninate the Costanza? I doeses have to know!!!!

Crapfully yours,

Annie Mouse from Burbank, CA

"Of course Trogdor can burninate the Costanza! The question is if that will be recognized by the gay frogs of Tumblr."

…The George Constanza line asks the most important question of anyone fictional or otherwise: can they win in a fight with George Costanza? The answers may shock you.

Can Trogdor burninate the Costanza?

Yes

No

Voting ended onJun 15, 2025

[thegeorgecostanzalinepolls]

Trogdor the Burninator is the only one to be 100% confirmed to cross the Costanza line, so has the best ratio so far.

[thegeorgecostanzalinepolls]

The George Constanza line asks the most important question of anyone fictional or otherwise: can they win in a fight with George Costanza? The answers may shock you.

Does Toa Lewa from Bionicle (2001-2010) cross the Costanza line?

Easy-cake, fear-never

Gets mind-possessed too often to win

Remaining time: 6 days 13 hours

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The George Constanza line asks the most important question of anyone fictional or otherwise: can they win in a fight with George Costanza? The answers may shock you.

Does Toa Pohatu from Bionicle (2001-2010) cross the Costanza line?

He's too fast!

He'll trip

Remaining time: 5 days 13 hours

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The George Constanza line asks the most important question of anyone fictional or otherwise: can they win in a fight with George Costanza? The answers may shock you.

Does Toa Gali from Bionicle (2001-2010) cross the Costanza line?

She's far too clever for him

She will lose her unity

Remaining time: 3 days 13 hours

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The George Constanza line asks the most important question of anyone fictional or otherwise: can they win in a fight with George Costanza? The answers may shock you.

Does Toa Tahu from Bionicle (2001-2010) cross the Costanza line

Against him, George is steam. Hot air, as they say.

He has no destiny

Remaining time: 2 days 13 hours

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HotRod (pre-Optimus death)

The George Constanza line asks the most important question of anyone fictional or otherwise: can they win in a fight with George Costanza? The answers may shock you.

Does Hot Rod from The Transformers: The Movie (1986) prior to Optimus Prime's death cross the Costanza line?

He's got the touch! He's got the power!

He will fumble harder than when he accidentally got Optimus killed

Remaining time: 13 hours 45 minutes

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A maze from the back of a cereal box

The George Constanza line asks the most important question of anyone fictional or otherwise: can they win in a fight with George Costanza? The answers may shock you.

Can George Costanza solve the maze on the back of a cereal box?

Yes

No

Voting ended on10h

And yes, you can solve the maze if you want.

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Punch/Counterpunch (transformers)

The George Constanza line asks the most important question of anyone fictional or otherwise: can they win in a fight with George Costanza? The answers may shock you.

Does Punch and/or Counterpunch from Transformers (1984-current) cross the Costanza line?

Yes

Punch, but not that treacherous Decepticon Counterpunch

Counterpunch, but not that weak-willed Autobot Punch

No

Voting ended onAug 14

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Chai (Hi-Fi Rush)

The George Constanza line asks the most important question of anyone fictional or otherwise: can they win in a fight with George Costanza? The answers may shock you.

Does Chai from Hi-Fi Rush (2023) cross the Costanza line?

Oh, yeah, easily

He will fold like Bethesda folded Tango

Voting ended onAug 13

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Jerry (with help of Tom)

The George Constanza line asks the most important question of anyone fictional or otherwise: can they win in a fight with George Costanza? The answers may shock you.

Does Jerry from Tom and Jerry (1940-current) cross the Costanza line with Tom's help?

Yes

Yes (but he doesn't need Tom's help)

No

Voting ended onAug 12

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Tom (with help from Jerry)

The George Constanza line asks the most important question of anyone fictional or otherwise: can they win in a fight with George Costanza? The answers may shock you.

Does Tom from Tom and Jerry (1940-current) cross the Costanza line with Jerry?

Yes

Yes (but he doesn't need Jerry)

No

Voting ended onAug 11

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Isabella & the Fireside girls

The George Constanza line asks the most important question of anyone fictional or otherwise: can they win in a fight with George Costanza? The answers may shock you.

Does Fireside Girls Troop 46231 from Phineas & Ferb (2007-2014) cross the Costanza line?

Yes

Isabella could solo this

No

Voting ended onAug 10

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The George Constanza line asks the most important question of anyone fictional or otherwise: can they win in a fight with George Costanza? The answers may shock you.

Does Ian James Kelley from Being Ian (2005-2008) cross the Costanza line?

Yes

No

Voting ended onAug 9

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A twinkie wiener sandwich.

The George Constanza line asks the most important question of anyone fictional or otherwise: can they win in a fight with George Costanza? The answers may shock you.

Can George Costanza eat a Twinkie wiener sandwich (your favorite)?

Yes

He is weaker than Weird Al

Voting ended onAug 8

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A Virtual Boy

The George Constanza line asks the most important question of anyone fictional or otherwise: can they win in a fight with George Costanza? The answers may shock you.

Can George Costanza play on a Virtual Boy without getting a headache?

Yes

No

Voting ended onAug 7

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Spike Witwicky

The George Constanza line asks the most important question of anyone fictional or otherwise: can they win in a fight with George Costanza? The answers may shock you.

Does Spike Witwicky from Transformers (1984-current) cross the Costanza line?

Yes

No

Voting ended onAug 6

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Morbius

The George Constanza line asks the most important question of anyone fictional or otherwise: can they win in a fight with George Costanza? The answers may shock you.

Does Dr. Michael Morbius from Morbius (2022) cross the Costanza line?

It's morbin' time!

He will die like that meme refuses to

Voting ended onAug 5