Two can keep a secret

got a secret, can you keep it? swear this one you'll save, better lock it in your pocket, taking this one to the grave, if I show you then I know you won't tell what I said, 'cause two can keep a secret if one of them is dead.

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Stan is acting out to Payton as if he's the victim it's getting really old. Frankly if he still thinks he deserves her in any way, he's a moron.

I think Stan needs to get his ass away from everyone in the house. Louis was right, he is toxic. Don’t know why he’s spending time around here now. I mean, he’s not even that cute.

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can we do a bet on how long it'd take madison to drop her panties if harry ever came knocking? i say 10sec max

Hell, I’d be surprised if she lasted 10 seconds. If it were me, I’d have my panties down in 2. Or rather, I’d make him take them off.

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louis and harry are fucked, payton and stan are fucked, megan and niall are fucked. There's no couple here who isn't fucked.

Did you really think that any couple would actually get a chance here? It’s a shitty place to date.

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what do you think of madison being in love with harry still?

Madison’s in love with Harry? That’s hilarious. I thought she was pinning for Alyssa.

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hayley has a crush on niall but niall is dating megan

So basically, Niall could potentially be fucking two girls? Didn’t know the Irish man was a ladies man.

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emily's preggo

Is she really? I just thought she was getting fat.

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Waliyha is turning into a drunk

Well when your siblings don’t give  a fuck and you have no sex in your life, who can blame her?

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Guess who’s back? That’s right. It’s me. I had to take a little trip, the house was getting far too boring for me. So, what happened while I was gone?

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Sam has gone psycho bitch yet again

Same old shit but a different day.

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harry and louis are fighting because alyssa is whoring around with louis

Harry and Louis have got to be fighting. They say opposites attract but when you and lover boy at exactly the same -- well it’s bound to create some drama. I’d love to see them fight naked in bed --- with Alyssa in the middle.

[thegetawaygossip]

alex and alyssa seem to be completely over since alex yelled at alyssa for wronging sam

Did you just say that Alex defended Sam? Oh my boy, you were on my good graces. Have got to get back up there. Plus, Alex and Alyssa have been over for so long it’s merged with the history of World War Two.

[thegetawaygossip]

so much drama has been happening, where are you?

I’m sorry, am I supposed to be sitting around waiting for you guys to finally get interesting?

[thegetawaygossip]

madison and alex would be a funny couple she slept with his ex and the love of his life that's just hilarious all around.

Isn’t he the one who says the past doesn’t define you? Oh well, we’ll see what happens. These two are like a tv show.

[thegetawaygossip]

who do you ship alex with then he and emily are like two of a kind

They’re too much a like for my liking. I ship Alex and I, but he seems to have other plans. I guess Alyssa, maybe Madison, we have to see what he does with himself.

[thegetawaygossip]

Emily and Alex would make a good couple

You think fucking equals a good couple? 

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Harry is dating Aiden but him and Louis are exclusive

Oh wow Harry, at least we know you’re definitely getting laid. I mean, what’s better than one sex god? Two.

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There's trouble in best friend paradise; Zayn and Sam & Stan and Louis

Sucks to see that, I thought those four were in it for the long run. I guess friendships just aren’t that sacred anymore.