~ The Ghost King ~

[zacharycolemanrp]

“I thought you never had anything your butt, Nico.”

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"That's what you'd like to think. Besides, straight up masturbation is boring. You honestly think I wouldn't stash a few toys?"

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“If we get candy, I’m going to get one of those outrageously sized lollipops to beat the puns out of you.”

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“Nico, I’ll take lollipop, point the end of it towards you, bend you over, and it up your butt. Then you’re gonna have to get rushed to the hospital, with Goofy driving with you in the ambulance.” 

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"You act like I haven't had bigger things than that in my butt before. Not everyone has a micropenis like you Zach."

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“No, I left it on because I enjoy suffering.”

“They hosed me off in some back sector area. I saw Goofy without his head, and it was rather traumatizing at first.”

[zacharycolemanrp]

Zach busted out laughing. “So, I guess you could say that the guy looked even goofier after the head came off?” He nudged Nico in his ribs. “Well, we could go grab candy?”

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"If we get candy, I'm going to get one of those outrageously sized lollipops to beat the puns out of you."

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“If you want to know how my day is going, a little kid vomited on the stairs to space mountain, and I slipped in it. Dreams come true my ass.”

[zacharycolemanrp]

“I wished for that.” Zach smiled and chuckled. “Well did you clean it off yet?”

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"No, I left it on because I enjoy suffering."

"They hosed me off in some back sector area. I saw Goofy without his head, and it was rather traumatizing at first."

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"If you want to know how my day is going, a little kid vomited on the stairs to space mountain, and I slipped in it. Dreams come true my ass."

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“Wait, apps for Iris messaging? Did Iris create her own phone service, or am I missing something? She put out her own brand of Iphones?”

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thunderdudejason:

Jason grabbed Nico’s waist and flew them up into the air, sending them both to his apartment. “Want a drink, before we get started?”

“Just water or soda. Or something.” Nico said. “Haven’t done this in a bit. Don’t want to get messed up too much.”

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coralynn-macclellan:

“I’m pretty sure that’s exactly how it works, actually.” Her eyes crinkled with her own smile as she raisesd an amused eyebrow. “Nico-style? Finesse? Are we looking at the same thing?”

“Yes, yes we are. Are you trying to critique my art? You haven’t even asked me about my concept, or design.”

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thunderdudejason:

“I’m following your orders, Nico.” He waited for a minute. “You got it, man?”

“Yeah, yeah, I got it, I got it.” He held up the bag triumphantly. “C’mon man, let’s hit it before someone sees us. And I mean the road, not the blunt.”

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coralynn-macclellan:

“Hey! Come on, be nice! I don’t see yours looking any better!”

“Hey, you don’t get better at it by sticking it on the fridge.” He grinned. “Mine at least have an air of.... Finesse.... and...Well... Nico style.”

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thunderdudejason:

“No, I haven’t dude.”

“You’re in for a weird ride. Try not to hit it too hard first go. You’ll throw up.”

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coralynn-macclellan:

“What, is it really that bad? And here I was thinking I’d created a masterpiece.”

“If you could call that a masterpiece.”

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thunderdudejason:

“I’m not gonna be swinging from trees and running around naked am I? I don’t want to not care that much.” He nodded. “Alright, go ahead.”

“Have you ever been high before?”

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thunderdudejason:

Jason rolled his eyes and took Nico’s hand. “Lead the way, Nico.” He walked down the streets with him. “I’m surprised I never got high with him.”

“It’s an experience, that’s for sure.” Nico chuckled. “Now, you’re going to be look out while I pop in real quick. There’s a loose window on the fire escape.”

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thunderdudejason:

“Fine. Jus’-Just weed for right now. I don’t feel like getting crap-faced.”

“Good. Good, then come hither. Take my hand and away we go. Going on a marijuana raid.”

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thunderdudejason:

Jason smacked his arm, a little too hard. “I need to relax, Nico! Nothing is relaxing me! I tried painting, I tried praying and sleeping. Nothing, nothing is helping. I just wanna cool off for two gods damn seconds! I just want to not care for a minute! So it’s either that, or weed.”

“If you wanted to help me, I know where Brennan keeps his stash?” Nico grinned. “Both is always just as fun.”

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thunderdudejason:

Jason stared at Nico like I don’t know, whatever you want. “I don’t know. Just, something. Get me something with alcohol.”

“What happened to not being big on alcohol?”