Please dont be in love with someone else

My life is schizophrenic, and I'm just trying to stay sane.

[telnaga]

living has always been a large part of my life. I was born at an incredibly young age, and ever since then, I have been alive

[dialectiddy]

College entrance essays be like…

[pepsiprincesa]

i cant believe i have to smoke this blunt with no pepsi 

[roslips]

There’s people who have war in their countries

[pepsiprincesa]

and i have a blunt with no pepsi 

[thecommonchick]

[selena-soto]

this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read

[tastefullyoffensive]

[prentiss-santiago]

this scene was far too real for too many people

[ghazal67]

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

this is literally how i dance

[askinfresh]

This went from “wow that’s pretty neat” to “WTF ITS ALIVE” real quick

[excima]

she did that

[mothurs]

friend: you look stressed me: haha yeah it’s the stress

[spongebobaesthetic]

Spongebob Squarepants season 2 episode 24a: Dying for Pie

“You had to kill him. The boy cries you a sweater of tears and you kill him.”

[mjalti]

me: *stays off of social media for one day*

me: 

[kristineisheree]

[tankaramo]

me, making a phone call: god i hope they don’t answer

[stars-bean]

[1977punk]

people were writing “hot or not” lists on the bathroom stalls when i was in 8th grade and the dean of students came on the morning announcements and said something i will never forget “we’ve got some bad apples at this school… and it’s applesauce season" 

[king]

i asked my bf to make me some fucking hot chocolate and the entire time he was trying to remember that one harry potter spell about turning water to rum anyway he came in with my drink and he just goes “eye of newt, sperm of groot” and i dont remember the rest becasue i just burst into tears

[kvothbloodless]

Seen this screenshotted but never the actual video. Screen shots do not do it justice.

[wolpaw]

When the last human is finally destroyed

[wicked-trousers-deactivated2019]

those are some killer moves!

[ramen-hamster]

i dont like how it looked back at me while it was shaking its ass

[theanishimori]

imagine Humans sending this on exploratory probes of distant planets and extraterrestrials making contact with this as their first introduction to our species