thegirltyler

Let's go on an adventure

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

“The Most Popular Girls in School” is BACK and it’s STILL FUCKING GREAT.

Warning: This video contains probably every swear word in the English Language.

[thetequiladiaries]

“…OK well, good luck.”

[lagunavibe]

Untitled

[the-wolf-and-moon]

NGC 3603, Star Cluster

[fuckyeahwierd]

[kilbaro]

JESUS?? 

JESUS????

i had no idea they were so frickin huge

[madsciences]

I love them so much because they’re about as sharp as a baseball and their anatomy is ridiculous to the point of them literally being classified as plankton for years because they just sort of get blown around by the ocean and look confused, but because they lay more eggs than ANY OTHER VERTEBRATE IN EXISTENCE, evolution can’t stop them

[lokillia]

Why is no big predator coming and gnawing on them?

[madsciences]

Their biggest defense is that they’re massive and have super tough skin, but they do get hunted by sharks or sea lions sometimes and they just sort of float there like ‘oh bother’ as it happens

Even funnier, because they eat nothing but jellyfish they’re really low in nutritional value anyway, so they basically survive by being not worth eating because they’re like a big floating rice cracker wrapped in leather.

[xxxtictacion]

So basically the only reason natural selection hasn’t taken care if them is because they are the most useless fish

[madsciences]

yes, they’ve perfected uselessness to the point of being unstoppable

a true inspiration

[master-debate-deactivated201712]

Fuck her hard but make sure you cuddle her after

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🤤

[lifemaniac91]

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n a m a s t e 

[newyorker]

The Land of the Large Adult Son

“The definitive quality of the large adult son is that he is endlessly excusable: though he does nothing right, he can do no wrong.

These days, it’s getting harder to separate the large-adult-son meme—one of the few reliably good things on the Internet—from the larger hellscape of adult-male behavior in which we all live.”  —Jia Tolentino  Read more here. 

[melee-hell]

[strangerthingsstyle-deactivated]

• Winona Ryder rocking it in the 90s •

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[idrathergoforgirls]

👭

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[isolacaramella]

Bianca yesterday 1/15/18

Vampires exist

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[fallinyourtidalwaves]

i love to daydream and be called baby

[wangsap]

[idrathergoforgirls]

💖

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