The Captains Log

Ahoy there mateys! I be captain tango, welcome aboard! I mainly just be rebloggin anything I happen to find even the remotest bit interestin'! The Pronouns be He/They. I be a fan of Bionicle and Ninjago, and a few other things but mostly those!

[dragongirlsweetie]

girls love the overgrown megastructure. girls want to live in the overgrown megastructure. girls want to build communities and societies in the overgrown megastructure

[librarian-raichu]

Damn right we do, look at that thing

[fullmoonguidance]

ok guys but imagine how hard it's gonna hit if something good ever happens again

[homunculus-argument]

Betrayed and backstabbed by your scheming evil advisor? Psch. Skill issue. Absolute amateur problem. Just hire two of them and reward them for snitching on each other. Just make sure that neither of them is gay or they'll just end up hate-fucking each other and fucking you over all the same.

[miss-hexatrix]

"hire two evil advisors but make sure neither of them is gay" are you hearing yourself right now. be serious

[crabussy]

I don't understand how cis people obsessed with gender norms think trans people are the weird ones. they're going around believing that your name has to correlate to your genitals. your fashion has to correlate to your genitals. your behaviours have to correlate to your genitals. your hobbies have to correlate to your genitals. who you date has to correlate to your genitals. whether you can put sparkles on your eyelids or not has to correlate to your genitals. and then people like me go "hmm. I might not do that. maybe I'll just do what feels fun and okay instead" and they LOSE their MINDS

[skinny-dipping-sasquatch]

Reblog daily for health and prosperity.

[ravioliet]

never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?

[briarplant]

Fun fact: by just using imaginary numbers, some Evil Math, and 101 rotating vectors You Can Create a shitty approximation of a fish.

[kirby97]

two points of view on math fish

[kyraneko]

it isn't good art unless it's itself enough to get haters, so

win

[the-haiku-bot]

it isn’t good art

unless it’s itself enough

to get haters, so

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[mftango]

Really funny that people are calling this "evil math" guys, all of computer Vector and 3D graphics is just complex formulas making the computer draw lines like this. these formulas arent to different from the ones responsible for video game graphics.

[briarplant]

Fun fact: by just using imaginary numbers, some Evil Math, and 101 rotating vectors You Can Create a shitty approximation of a fish.

[kirby97]

two points of view on math fish

[kyraneko]

it isn't good art unless it's itself enough to get haters, so

win

[the-haiku-bot]

it isn’t good art

unless it’s itself enough

to get haters, so

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[podcastwizard]

LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

you people aren't CASTING

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

NO

[robotsarecoolaf]

[kind-of-human2]

this came to me in a vision

[dorisdeville]

Around and around 🐇

[moo-savr]

shitposting of the retro-shooter kind

[stupidrehab]

physical altercation my house 9 pm tonight

[jell-o101]

"We want more complicated female characters!"

Ya'll couldn't even handle HER.

[blackstar5078]

Important tags to include actually.

[tomahachi12]

Went to go see the movie bout some pretty amazing digging

this was my favourite part

[gwninja]

I like that they have shovels, like Caine decided to force them on a hole digging adventure

[ozempicofficial]