"Now we're both realists."

Hi. I'm Borders.

[boredpanda]

Heart Vs. Brain: Funny Webcomic Shows Constant Battle Between Our Intellect And Emotions

[primacdonaldsgurl-blog-deactiva]

HEART AND BRAIN IS OFFICIALLY MY OTP

[rey-burkle-deactivated20220118]

@astrangedevice

[meli-kc]

These guys crack me up!

[jessi2222]

This speaks to me on so many levels

[cachaemic]

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water.

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

[four-big-idiots]

What are you so afraid of!?

[talkingbarofsoap]

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

[classy-and-fucking-cute]

[ptrparker]

[theglassisbroken-blog]

#one thing I love about friends is how they poked fun at the fact that the six of them didn’t seem to have any other friends

[lovequotespost]

[iraffiruse]

[kpfun]

[fangirlscout]

This is basically what it’s like to be an adult.

[saltysalmonella]

[truelobotomite]

[snoutregiment-deactivated201602]

x

[calzonebetrayal]

This speaks to me.

[meme4u]

drag it

[neuroxin]

[ncio-deactivated20110726]

[retrded-deactivated20130817]

fucking ready for those pancakes

[kpfun]

[fangirlscout]

This is basically what it’s like to be an adult.

[moscowisburning]

We’re so bad at sex and then we wonder why women aren’t like, really aggressive about sex. We think it’s cause they don’t have as much desire as we do. That’s how stupid men are, that we think ‘they’re just weird, women are like fucked up in the head cause they don’t wanna just fuck all the time. If I was a women, I’d just fuck everybody. Why don’t they wanna fuck all the time? I do.’ Of course you do, cause when you fuck, you get to fuck a woman! When she fucks, she has to fuck a guy! Wildly different experiences. For a man, 100% of the time, it’s the greatest thing that ever happened in his entire life. For a woman, about 40% of the time, when she’s being fucked by a guy, she’s thinking ‘I’ll get over this in a week. It’s not the worst thing. I’m not gonna cry this time.’ “Another thing that proves how bad men are at sex is that after sex, you’re looking at two very different people. The man just wants to lay there, be cool and the woman wants to cuddle … ‘Why is she so NEEDY?’ She’s not needy you idiot, she’s horny, because you did nothing for her. YOU DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. HER PUSSY IS ON FIRE BECAUSE IT’S GONE UNFUCKED COMPLETELY. Of course you’re fine, you climbed on and went ‘KFHGSKG’ and rolled off. And she’s on you because she’s like ‘WH-at SOMETHING ELSE HAS TO HAPPEN, THIS IS BULLSHIT!!’ If you fuck a woman well, she will LEAVE YOU ALONE. ‘Thanks a lot buddy, zzzzz.’

Oh, Louis CK, advocate for the female orgasm. (via creatingaquietmind)