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Passed the White Pharaoh on the freeway

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“Because the truth is, tech doesn’t have an image problem. It doesn’t have a message problem. It has an intention problem. What’s wrong with the axe murderer who broke into my house is not that he hasn’t successfully persuaded me to buy into his narrative. What’s wrong is that he’s trying to kill me with an axe. Similarly, when you launch a product that’s designed to put millions of people out of work, block access to sources of verifiable truth, replace human creativity with slop, and lower the barriers to every sort of atrocity, the problem isn’t that you haven’t told the public a good story about those things. The problem is that you are trying to do them.”

— The 40 Most Rage-Inducing Problems in Tech

santhipoma

venonomnomicon

you're a good soldier for mommy, aren't you?

girlthulhu

wololo

venonomnomicon

you're a good soldier for mommy, aren't you?

ntrider

"araragi deserved all of that" someone says anonymously, and everyone in the crowd boos. "they're right," says a voice from all the way across the room. it's koyomi araragi

retroactivebakeries

going forward, red words are considered odd numbers, unless the words were already even numbers, like five. blue words are scared of odd numbers and so will only appear in the same sentence with them if there are green words there too. green words are considered even and five. if you trap a blue word in a sentence with red words but no green words, death will result, and will be considered odd. odd numbers are divisible by purple words unless they (purple or red) are prime or it is raining. death has resulted. a prime number can eat the corpses of most red words and some others but they will be absolutely poisoned and die if they eat an even number, like five. this is how the stock market works.

cerastes

Peep this premium image I stole from a maximum security vault.

#excellent #thank you for your service mister dreamer dude

scythemaster1

i cannot fathom Why he would say it like that

ublock-origin

happy pride month!

cryptotheism

You deny your weapon it's amazing digital purpose

voidambassador

joeyclaire

punkrock-bottom

If you stay up late to hang out with friends I don’t think you should have to be tired in the morning. I think it should be a freebie

tieflingkisser

toskarin

the humble combat drill, the trusty pilebunker, the venerable whipsword. what do these have in common? scientists don't want you to know how good they are. they want you to think they suck.

tainbocuailnge

wulfenite arknights is a youtuber

she makes videos about rocks

she did not intend to become a youtuber when she started making videos about rocks

she was just feeling lonely while exploring the wilderness to look for rocks and started vlogging to feel like she was talking with someone

she does not explore the wilderness to look for rocks because she is a geologist or has any formal education as one, she just really loves rocks and talking about rocks and collecting rocks

one of her friends told her the videos are awesome and she should upload them

her friend had to upload the videos for her at first because she didn't know how to use the internet

she became unexpectedly popular because of how passionately she talks about rocks

one of her friends is the pasha

she does not have any kind of high class background that would let her come in contact with let alone befriend the pasha

she befriended the pasha by passionately talking about rocks

she started making more educational videos about rocks with higher production values instead of just rock exploration vlogs after she became infected on an exploration and lost most of her real-life avenues for talking about rocks

her experience as geologist-explorer and sheer enthusiasm for talking about rocks lead to several breakthroughs at the professional geologist meetings at rhodes island

one of the first things she did after joining rhodes island was organise a meticulously planned and overwhelmingly successful rock exhibition

the rock exhibition involved her friend the pasha bringing over the humongous chunk of wulfenite from the pasha's personal collection that she got her codename from

she looks like a poser geologist-explorer because even though she has all the necessary tools on her at all times they barely show signs of use

she barely uses the tools because she does all the climbing and rock crushing and so on with her massive fucking tail

she keeps the tools on her as emotional support

she does not call herself a geologist or an explorer she calls herself a rock collector

she just wants to talk about rocks