Glitchy's Tumble

This is where I reblog stuff and extremely rarely post things I actually make myself.

[dogpuppy]

[bakersfield-row]

[disgustinggf]

[phantomrose96]

When you meet Edward Elric he gives off the impression that he's the short-tempered hot-headed "violence is the answer to all life's questions" kind of protagonist, and it's in fact incredible character craft that he's actually the character who ends the series with a negative-3 kill count.

[phantomrose96]

people killed: 0

direct orders of "you really really need to kill this guy" ignored: 1

ongoing murders being committed by Ed's own friends/colleagues that Ed got in the way of to specifically stop that murder from happening: 2

[phantomrose96]

God's worst soldier Edward Elric. Showed up as the youngest member of the Amestrian army, took millions of dollars from them, never followed a single order, helped dismantle their fascist regime, left with a lower kill count than he arrived with, then fucked off to go be a house-husband. Character of all time.

[aka-blaa]

You know, when you said "negative-3 kill count," I, who haven't seen the anime, thought, "He resurrected 3 people?????" But I'm seeing here on the wiki that apparently resurrection in this anime is a terrible idea.

[phantomrose96]

Official addition to this post.

[danelloevee]

I love these guys

[arturia-giallo]

Until the self beyond blood by ZZZ [Twitter/X] ※Illustration shared with permission from the artist. If you like this artwork please support the artist by visiting the source.

[memorycycle]

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

[moretinsoffishes]

Tw// Gun talk

Whisperain fun fact of the day:

She quite literally just uses a single barrel shotgun. Theres nothing on the page that insinuates that it is a fake one or smth like a water gun, according to her artbook page it is a actual shotgun and functions similarly to an actual shotgun(her shotgun shells in this case release liquid instead of bullets. But technically it could still function with the regular shells)

The components of her shotgun include:

-a window breaker

-a Choke(commonly found on most shotguns)

-a muzzle break

-a silencer

Also the red parts on the far left of the image represent the firing mechanism while the Blue parts represent the loading mechanism!

[theonion]

Expressing regret that the interruption would delay the highly anticipated video game adaptation, the producers of A24’s upcoming Elden Ring film announced Tuesday that the project had stalled after a red phantom named TwinkPunisher invaded the set. “Despite our security team’s best efforts, a loincloth-wearing invader with the handle TwinkPunisher was able to gain access to the shoot through the use of a Festering Bloody Finger, disrupting production for the foreseeable future,” said a spokesperson for the studio, adding that TwinkPunisher had tauntingly placed a Rainbow Stone on the ground for every take he managed to render unusable by performing the “warm welcome” gesture, by obscuring the actors with the Ekzykes’s Decay incantation, or by repeatedly spamming the “You’re beautiful” Prattling Pate over dialogue.

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[crabussy]

conservation is worship to me. in a sense.

[crabussy]

I'm not religious but I'm a very emotional scientist and I've been thinking about this a LOT lately. I love the earth enough to be its steward. and I have the necessary tools for the task. a complex brain. dexterous hands. legs made to walk long and far. millions and millions of years of Chance and Opportunity shaped me into something that can give back to the planet that has been a life-sustaining home for every person who ever lived. it's enough to make me teary eyed sometimes

[crabussy]

"humans are pests that should be exterminated" I don't think that's true. the ecological niche of humans has shifted from persistence predation to stewardship of entire ecosystems. we've done a lot of wrong. but we have incredible potential to do so, so, so much good.

[crabussy]

this post speaks very broadly! I know a lot of us have brains that find some tasks very difficult and hands that struggle and legs that hurt. you're a wonderful person if that's you. I'm more than happy to do enough for us both. we're stewards, but we're also a cooperative species with an incredible capacity for kindness. rest well for me. [:

[bielxperience]

[texassbian]

Reuploading stuff from my twitter. Love loses

[conzoop]

happy skeleton warrior week, keep those bones strong!

[toskarin]

suddenly really glad I got too busy to play elin for a few days, since I sure do play on nightly branch and sure would have discovered this one immediately to enormous consequence

[toskarin]

slapping the big daddy and then all the local putits walk over and pick me up, dragging me to the road so a car can run over my fingers

[toskarin]

[eebie]

I got a letter... The name on the envelope said "Pjackk."

[eebie]

[lightninggrave]

i really fuck with it when my oomfs start their posts in media res. they'll open it with a phrase like "it's just funny because..." and then i look at their blog to see what's funny and. nothing.

[aokozaki]

It's like how Beowulf opens with a call to attention.

[lightninggrave]

posting is exactly like beowulf

[pjackk]

i thought you got scrapped for parts

They did i had to go aroind with only 1 arm attached to my neck and I thugged it out piece by piece. Still missing my right hand fingers and i find out whos responsible im gonna kick some ass i NEED to bust so bad and i cant

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

you are weak of mind and horny of spirit

[pjackk]

and metal of body

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

HOLY SHIT PJACK??????

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

HE WAS BACK FOR THREE HOURS, RESPONDED TO MY POST, AND THEN DIED AGAIN????