The Glitter Enema!

Just a lusty little lady posting what she likes..........18+ only. I’m 26

[whufy]

[ampervadasz]

[avvocarlo]

assassinated…

[lifeaccording2max]

[loverzquarrel]

[librius]

affdhbdfjojvtij im goNNA CRY

[librius]

JELLYFISH IN SPANISH IS JUST “BAD WATER”

[librius]

[peachy-beeps]

Listen, sometimes you’re swimming and you dont see the angry ocean ghost zap you, so you decide that its the water that hurts

[nyctosaurid]

are those two dudes from supernatural ok? it’s been like 14 years. there’s high schoolers younger than their contract. i don’t think i’ve ever seen them in any other shows. are they allowed to leave? do they feed them?

[goldrusher-deactivated20210124]

when supernatural began airing:

tumblr wouldnt exist for another two years

bush was still president

lost hadn’t aired its second season yet

youtube wasnt even a year old

the #1 song was kanye west - gold digger

ariana grande was 12

taylor swift wasn’t famous yet

paris hilton was at the height of her fame, kim k was not famous yet

[arguablysomaya]

jesus christ

[catbotbrian-archive]

Yeah

[teakip]

Jesus Fucking Christ

[geeeeeeeeeeeeeeenji]

apparently theres a goddamn pterodactyl in marvel comics named sauron

comics are fuckin wild

[geeeeeeeeeeeeeeenji]

update: he is also a professor at a school

[assuming-dinosaur]

is this the guy who wants to turn people into dinosaurs instead of curing cancer?

[myloverhammurabi]

Yes. Yes, it is.

(Source)

[dog-of-ulthar]

#the story behind this character is amazing#he was supposed to turn into a bat#and be vampiric#but the comics code authority said no vampires#so the writers were like#FUCK IT#HE’S A FUCKING DINOSAUR#HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW???? (via @portraitoftheoddity)

[thoughts-of-an-x-factor]

There is no part of this post I don’t find hilarious.

[scorpihoeofcolor-deactivated201]

i think about being in love everyday

[thenatsdorf]

Nothing better than a hug from mama.

[automodownremade-deactivated202]

reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

[jokesarefunny]

i aint risking being a weak ass ghost

[stephendann]

Reblog for a +2 to visibility to cats when nothing else can see you

[alphadominantmale-deactivated20]

[localsuccubus-deactivated201910]

riiiiiii

[renthony]

My dad: “So if your pronouns are they and them, how should I refer to you when I brag about you? My daughter? My son?”

Me: “Mom’s just been calling me her kid or her child.”

My dad: “I shall call you…my Eldest Spawn.”

[renthony]

I feel like it’s worth noting that he was wearing a Cthulu t-shirt when this happened.

[alittlebitridiculous]

@swarthyvillain

[helldognightmare]

here’s a big fetish: consensual nasty-stuff while sleeping, like being fingered/sucked off/teased/fucked, etc while asleep, hoo huff huff

[bitesizebrat-deactivated2018121]

i’m a baby princess and i’m trying my best.

[fairynests]

[andantegrazioso-deactivated2018]

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