TheGlockWizard (he/him)

Minors: do not follow!! Polyglot, 20, gay, resident trashcan man, fanfiction writer(hopefully just writer in a couple of years) I have too many fandoms for my own good, university student(derogatory), possibly problematic.

[latedawnsandearlysunsets]

[transfemininomenon]

dark souls 3 is ten years old ????

[transfemininomenon]

this isn't the gif i thought it would be .

[parabins]

tumblr isn’t considered a social media because everyone on here is just talking to themselves

[parabins]

yeah i agree

[bleu-guacamole]

What does the backend of this website look like that it enabels time travel

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[merinnan]

[rockelyn]

[my-dailydreams]

[freezi-drink]

Hey um??

Via ID in alt

[sagetheunwise]

licking you bee wanted your sweat. that second one was just a freak I think

[mettatonsfinalform]

Some bees collect fibres for their tiny nests! They are usually more polite about it though

[rabbitindisguise]

"natural shedding is taking too fucking long get it together mammal" <- like that maybe. Bee has places to bee 🐝

[superhelldeactivated]

I've realized recently that every time I'm asked for socials my response is sorta "oh i don't have twitter" "I'm not on Instagram much" "i uninstalled TikTok a few months ago" and this has led people into believing I'm just someone who doesn't do social media but in reality you can find me in here lets get it on cunts monday through shawty like a melody sunday, 9am to 12am, posting blorbo.

[argentinasexogay]

I was going to be like "well that certainly was not true cause you deactivated" and then I looked at the blog and. that's literally my old blog.

[aspirationalbrand]

amazing things happening in late series columbo episodes

[niceferatu]

living by my awesome sword #mysword

[niceferatu]

wait they're telling me theres another cool thing I have to do by the sword now

[niceferatu]

Are You Fucking Kidding Me.

[hannbl]

[chrollo-tw]

me after I eliminated 21,042 people

[theglockwizard]

This shot is driving me insane.

Zero not speaking but being an ambiguous figure that haunts Baku is so GOOD.

[theglockwizard]

I like to think that Zero went into the Zeztz Operation all being "He might be my son but I am nothing more than his handler". And then he found himself on his knees making motorcycle noises with Baku sat on his back.

I bet that night he looked at the mirror in his bathroom and realized "oh I fucked up, I'm attached to him already."

[ticosanchezz]

ZEZTZ IMPACT

7 7 7

[dragon-reblogs-and-rambles]

Manhandle him Monday

[mariinetact]

what the hell, sure

[iwanttohavesexwithsupermario]

I! HATE! BEING! GAY! NONE Of the 50 year old men i sext even ACT like MARIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM SO FUCKING MAAAAAADDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[malisaurusrex]

...what?

[iwanttohavesexwithsupermario]

What's not clicking

[hikikomoricomplex]

i just don’t feel like we as a society ever fully processed deedee megadoodoo

[hikikomoricomplex]

a cop pulls somebody over for a traffic stop when she gets flattened by a poop truck cause the driver of the poop truck was jerkin his shit nasty style and they report the cop’s name was deedee megadoodoo are you fucking with me right now????

[kittynoct]

i saw kakashi in accounting class