Ra-Ra Rasputin @thegloriusrasputin - Tumblr Blog

You thought you could hinder me, but you were wrong. For I am an unstoppable force, and you are nowhere near an immovable object.

You spent so much time talking down to others that when the time came to beg forgiveness, you couldn’t even lift your eyes from the dirt

History is written by the victor using the blood of the defeated as ink

“Into the realm of stupidity” I said to myself, not knowing that it ‘‘twas I who was the clown

It’s ok to have butterflies in your stomach. Just don’t let them escape.

Seize the moment, Carpe Diem

Show those animated, doodled, sketched, or otherwise drawn genitals. More importantly send them to me, before it’s too late.

Remember to leave your offering at the shine.

The Fae don’t like it when you miss a day, and they’re not ones to be triffled with.

The ocean is a benevolent tyrant

Everything came from her, and while she allows for out brief existence, one day she’ll reclaim what was hers.

The Reckoning has come.

Someone grab a tissue before it hardens on the walls.

Jelly fish are not well known for those jelly.

But they can make some hella good toast.

The sky, a forbidden realm for those imprisoned by gravity.

The clouds are solid, so if you ever get up there, you’ll be fine

If you hear the fish singing, DO NOT LISTEN

Their words are not for us to know, and hearing them will make you go mad.

Who do some call cotton candy Fairy Floss?

I’ve never once seen a one ever use floss, and all the ones I know think it’s absurd.

Oh the curses placed on me would make your head spin.

Causes those voices to go crazy, you know?

The sweet embrace of death comes for us all.

Except for yours truly, as death put a restraining order on me.

Fly me to the moon

I have unfinished businesses there

Arson is the best crime to commit.

Not only does it get rid of stuff, but doesn’t leave anything behind for the sprits to latch onto.

Ra-Ra Rasputin