I'm the Goat!

My name is Yael but who asked

[thegoatcotl]

Guess i have to run this now, since Lamby got one of these

This is Yael, the Goat, Lamb's shadow, whatever. He exists now, yay! (Blog by @storm-mod-posting )

I'll add more tags with time

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Tags: (Comments by Yael)

@askacultleader as the Lamb

@no-less-than-a-lambgod as the cooler Lamb

@follower-nari-blog as a house cat

@ask-theredcrown as The One Who Waits

@askdennycotl as Denny, who is eerily similar to the Lamb

@ask-follower-jade as some random follower

@disciplesofthelamb as some random followers i've seen, they seem important

@spellcaster-dude as someone who's apparently powerful

Mod speaks like this

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Info about Yael below:

Yael/the Goat speaks like this

Pronouns: He/They (Use whatever, he doesn't care)

Favourite color: Red

Eye color: Dark brown

Favourite passtime: Talking with others, storytelling, drinking

Favourite follower: A purple fox named Lean (My oc)

Height: 165 cm (I'm shorter than Denny :<)

Voice claim: Dante DMC 5 sin dt

Additional info: Trans ally (I'm a god! Why would i care?)

[thegoatcotl]

Fav drinks?

Yael freezes. Black ichor spills from his eyes and mouth.

"The blood of my enemies."

Yael wipes the ichor away and shakes his head.

"Something fizzy and sweet... It's nice if it makes me feel energetic too! Like one of those 'Monster' thingies!"

[thegoatcotl]

*bap*

*bop!*

Yael cackles maniacally.

[thegoatcotl]

Thought You would Say something about luna leaving the cult

"Not my cult, not my problem!"

[thegoatcotl]

I mean they like sleep for weeks answer a few question and they go back to sleep

"Excuse me? It was months! At least count correctly!"

[thegoatcotl]

So how was your sleep?

"Pretty nice! Had a bunch of nice dreams about killing heretics!"

[thegoatcotl]

Oh and Also we got to learn of a new follower called Sara, She's a fox

"New cult members, nice!"

[thegoatcotl]

Uh ok

So Jhon changed her name to luna and she left the cult not telling You why we're still not sure why she did that

The snow Fox Agnes aparently disapeared we havent seen her in a while

The lamb is in a fucking coma it seems they keep doing that every week after they wake up

"Lamby is in a what?!"

[thegoatcotl]

Want a quick recap of what happened while You were gone?

"Yeah, sure. Just skip the boring parts!"

[thegoatcotl]

U smol

Yael pulls out a rainbow uno reverse card

[thegoatcotl]

*nukes u*

*Parries the nuke*

"Didn't flash blue"

[the-sleepydragon]

*Anyway, a Goat wanders into the temple.*

"Imora, was it? Didn't know they made more crowns than the 5 I already knew about. What's up?"

[Imora looks up from where she was lighting some apple incense.]

"Oh! Hello there! You seem familiar... I'm doing okay, just lighting some incense!"

[Imora gestures to the cone and lighter in her hands.]

"Did you need something?"

[thegoatcotl]

"A duel! I mean, you're a whole god I've never heard about! This is like asking to spar!"

*Yael's crown turns into a big hammer. It looks like it's smiling*

<<Omg both characters have purple text so cool>>

[thegoatcotl]

*gives Yael a pickle*

In case You wanna scared narinder

"Thanks, will use it"

[scannys-back-deactivated2026041]

*Yael is minding his own business in the general vicinity. It's like he's asking to be bothered for no reason*

Do i...

..

Will I?...

...

it's been ...

so long...

...

maybe it's time for some stress relief...

*Tally walks up after putting his youngest in bed*

...

...

Visit Original Link

{what he says Incase you don't understand: Hey there... it's... i-... I'm not sure if we... met before... you may call me... tally... (Chuckle)}

[thegoatcotl]

I think this is the first time I'm seeing you, what's up?

*Yael's crown is constantly staring at Tally*

[scannys-back-deactivated2026041]

The sky.

[thegoatcotl]

"I see what you did there, you big ol' incomprehensible beast beyond any mortal's comprehension. By the way, I have this cat with a god complex that I'd love to see get annoyed, want to help me with that?"

[scannys-back-deactivated2026041]

Nah.

I'm done hassling people lad.

[thegoatcotl]

"And what's the story behind that?"

*Yael's crown pulls out 2 beer bottles out of his fleece*

[scannys-back-deactivated2026041]

Lets not talk about that.

and I don't drink ...

Incase you're offering...

[thegoatcotl]

"Nah, not me. My crown has a mind of it's own. Welp, gotta go! Lamby hates it when I'm late. If ya need anything you know where to find me!"

*Yael walks away*

[scannys-back-deactivated2026041]

*Yael is minding his own business in the general vicinity. It's like he's asking to be bothered for no reason*

Do i...

..

Will I?...

...

it's been ...

so long...

...

maybe it's time for some stress relief...

*Tally walks up after putting his youngest in bed*

...

...

Visit Original Link

{what he says Incase you don't understand: Hey there... it's... i-... I'm not sure if we... met before... you may call me... tally... (Chuckle)}

[thegoatcotl]

I think this is the first time I'm seeing you, what's up?

*Yael's crown is constantly staring at Tally*

[scannys-back-deactivated2026041]

The sky.

[thegoatcotl]

"I see what you did there, you big ol' incomprehensible beast beyond any mortal's comprehension. By the way, I have this cat with a god complex that I'd love to see get annoyed, want to help me with that?"

[scannys-back-deactivated2026041]

Nah.

I'm done hassling people lad.

[thegoatcotl]

"And what's the story behind that?"

*Yael's crown pulls out 2 beer bottles out of his fleece*

[scannys-back-deactivated2026041]

*Yael is minding his own business in the general vicinity. It's like he's asking to be bothered for no reason*

Do i...

..

Will I?...

...

it's been ...

so long...

...

maybe it's time for some stress relief...

*Tally walks up after putting his youngest in bed*

...

...

Visit Original Link

{what he says Incase you don't understand: Hey there... it's... i-... I'm not sure if we... met before... you may call me... tally... (Chuckle)}

[thegoatcotl]

I think this is the first time I'm seeing you, what's up?

*Yael's crown is constantly staring at Tally*

[scannys-back-deactivated2026041]

The sky.

[thegoatcotl]

"I see what you did there, you big ol' incomprehensible beast beyond any mortal's comprehension. By the way, I have this cat with a god complex that I'd love to see get annoyed, want to help me with that?"

[anothertherapist-anon]

Ey, can i sign up a cat with a god complex here?

Is he ok whit that?

[thegoatcotl]

N- Yes, I talked with him about it a few hours ago