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who up ready to screech

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the chuds have arrived…

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how the sixth grader genuinely looks at me at 12:25pm sharp after im 2,339th place in the lunch line because i was a zeptosecond late

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sometimes i forget that you are Lurking

Brainz

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granny i didnt shoot you that hard grow up

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big brian

those who kniw???? 😮

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I got a p*rn add on youtube and after I blocked it i got this one. my savior graces me every day

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i was trying to get a victory on the good old Fort Night a few moons ago as this creature wandered under my Gaming Palace. Ok, Ew? so I decided to tide it over with some kind of meat and string cheese combination to get it to leave, but it stretched to the proportions of a human and started talking about the “7 Clover Emeralds” so I had to put it in the nearest garbage chute. If you see this thing, Do Not trust it’s Anticts. this is How I Lost In Fortnite

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does Anyone else feel like thevye built up a personality or some kind of trait so far away from the original that it feels normal? like im not trying to mask my true self but sometimes it feels like i automatically adapt to cater to people (except my friends) even if i dont realize it

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I had a dream last night where I posted an animation on YouTube and in a matter of seconds there was already 15 videos of undertale characters sitting around a tv and reacting to it in gacha life and somebody traced over my animation but replaced my oc with cartoon cat and it got 20x more views

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What.. I didn’t know family guy was Problematic Medias! Peter is Dead!

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how i feel when theres an obviously fake leak or someone who isn’t credible says something really cool will get added to a game i like and it doesn’t happen for obvious reasons

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Alright Mario, let's Party.

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NOT YOU HAHA

I’m going to reveal your secret.

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i think most of my humor stems from what i watched when i was younger (and mostly still do), mainly random encounters or planet dolan but also jt music, dagames, fandroid/griffinilla (insert scary), fgteev, unspeakable daycare, starter squad, ERB, monster school, mashed, homestar runner, smashbits, and so on.

you know what they say, give an 8-year-old unrestricted youtube access, he's going to watch build our machine at some point or another

i remember specifically playing the gw2 song by jt music in the car and thinking it was so tuff when the imp says "i'll crash this party like a bad disaster"

i tend to reference stuff from these creators a lot so i might as well give an explanation

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Happy Birthday! 🎉🎂🥳

thank you! im low key late but better late then never ha ha haaaaa

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i feel like that one gif of kingpin clicking the pen waiting for my CDs to arrive

what, did you think i was going to show you? use your imagination

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seven year old me after combining every drink at the chuck e cheese soda fountain and creating a radioactive isotope in a cup