Hyrule's Favorite goddess

Hylia, protector of the tri-force, hero making enthusiast, goddess of wisdom Favorite Color: Gold Favorite Song: Just a Girl by- No Doubt

[ganon-the-dorf]

get sprayed with water.

(@sidonasks)

Aaahssnnnt, louuuubbs, bluuuughbs

Really, right in my face?

[thegoddess-hylia]

heh

[confessionsdiaz]

*through gritted teeth* the world is GOOD. people are kind. Humans are NOT inheritly selfish. you will make it through this year. recovery is possible. people you don't know yet will love you. You are going to do things you can't even imagine right now. You are going to read a rlly good book. You are going to eat some rlly good food. You are going to experience joy again. Things can get better. Situations can change. You can choose to be kinder. The world can change for the better.

[thegoddess-hylia]

HELP HELP HELL HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP!

Ah! With what!

[thegoddess-hylia]

Wilds dying help

Yes. ✨✨✨✨. Ok he should be good. I'll need three apples

[guyfromordon]

I have 2 pears is that ok?

[thegoddess-hylia]

@do-it-four-swords has covered your debt. Worry not my little hero

[thegoddess-hylia]

🍎🍎🍎

For Wild

- @do-it-four-swords

*The wind blows and the grasses around the statue seem to be nodding along with the breeze*

[thegoddess-hylia]

Wilds dying help

Yes. ✨✨✨✨. Ok he should be good. I'll need three apples

[totk-link]

I feel like doing a backflip

[thegoddess-hylia]

I approve

[thegoddess-hylia]

"So... what is it like being a huge cutie?"

awwww! Blessings be upon ye! ✨✨✨✨

*the smell of dewy grass on a summer's morning settles in your hair*

[thegoddess-hylia]

Do you have a favorite Goddess statue? Does some sculptor make them, or do you just manifest them wherever they need to be?

i...must admit. My favorite is the first one (that's still standing that is). It's been there throughout the ages, from when I first battled demise, to where it rests in the ruins of my old temple today.

Also, sculptors make the statues if their own accord! I may occasionally request one, but I am proud to say almost all of my statues were built by devoted worshippers who wished to be closer to me 😌

[thegoddess-hylia]

hi again ms ahem. contect. ganon is being rude and not telling me if he mde hylians pink so he told me to come here and.... ya who made them pink. PINK

no one. It's a chemical reaction some of them have to dark magic.

[akindplace]

it might seem impossible believe you can get out of a rough place when the only way out is through, but you will get through this, even if it’s hard, even if you’re afraid, even if it’s a lot to deal with. your problems do not diminish your worth, and you are not failing at life for struggling. i’m sorry things are so unfair, but little by little, you can make progress and find your way. you will get through this.

[thegoddess-hylia]

Hey, wanna by a mushroom?

-everyone’s favorite bunny merchant

🍄🍄🍄

i will accept a mushroom

[yigabalali]

( @thegoddess-hylia )

“IHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOUHYLIA- I LOOK SO STUPIDDDDDDDDD AAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHSHSHSS”

Balali shrieked, whipping his head to the side as he punched the floor- scaring more than a few random footsoldiers.

“But lo! Even if this monstrosity must ruin the perfect proportions of my fearsome silhouette, I will endure this flamboyant torment until the sun has set and my suffering has ended! Let it be known I shall NOT suffer in silence! Nay, I shall lament loudly, poetically, and with INCREASING VOLUME until the heavens themselves hear my plight! UNTIL HYLIA HERSELF ALIGHTS FROM HER THRONE AND REMOVES THIS ATROCITY FROM MY CRANIUM.”

He paused, stomping ✨dramatically✨, before curling up in a ball and sobbing hysterically.

”Until then, my brethren, let it be known if ONE MORE foot soldier tries to pluck yet another miniature banana from my person- THEY shall face my unending wraith!”

…

“A fucking table is not a fashion statement- Ihatethissomuch-”

[thegoddess-hylia]

bold of you to expect sympathy from your enemy

(though... you do know you don't have to eat apples ...right?)

[thegoddess-hylia]

APRIL FOOLS!!!

Hyruleans everywhere can now eat apples without wearing a silly little hat

[adulthooliganism]

i hate fun

[adulthooliganism]

april fools !!! look at these elephant watering cans

[yigabalali]

( @thegoddess-hylia )

“IHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOUHYLIA- I LOOK SO STUPIDDDDDDDDD AAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHSHSHSS”

Balali shrieked, whipping his head to the side as he punched the floor- scaring more than a few random footsoldiers.

“But lo! Even if this monstrosity must ruin the perfect proportions of my fearsome silhouette, I will endure this flamboyant torment until the sun has set and my suffering has ended! Let it be known I shall NOT suffer in silence! Nay, I shall lament loudly, poetically, and with INCREASING VOLUME until the heavens themselves hear my plight! UNTIL HYLIA HERSELF ALIGHTS FROM HER THRONE AND REMOVES THIS ATROCITY FROM MY CRANIUM.”

He paused, stomping ✨dramatically✨, before curling up in a ball and sobbing hysterically.

”Until then, my brethren, let it be known if ONE MORE foot soldier tries to pluck yet another miniature banana from my person- THEY shall face my unending wraith!”

…

“A fucking table is not a fashion statement- Ihatethissomuch-”

[thegoddess-hylia]

bold of you to expect sympathy from your enemy

(though... you do know you don't have to eat apples ...right?)

[thegoddess-hylia]

I hereby declare!

everyone must wear a silly hat lest every apple they eat turn rotten as soon as they try to take a bite.

@askthehylianchampion

@tulin-sageofwind

@do-it-one-sword

@hyruleislost

@asktheritochampion

@askthegerudochampion

@askthegoronchampion

@askthezorachampion

@guyfromordon

[thegoddess-hylia]

Dear Goddess Hylia,

I pray to you as a request to reconsider your chosen Warrior - he failed and died and spent a hundred years napping which is entirely lazy, there are much better warriors. Ones that can fly, for example. Why does it always have to be a Hylian? This is racial favouritism, which in this day and age is highly frowned upon. When is it time for the Rito to play the role of hero? Also why does the ancient weapon have to be a sword? Isn't that a little cliche? Surely a Goddess such as yourself can do better. Can have better standards?

He isn't even as pretty as me.

Regards, the Champion of the Rito and Master of the Skies

Clearly you do not know your history, fledgling.

You willingly joined the war against the darkness and yet you insult my weapon? My hero?

I commanded that blade be forged for the Hylian Hero myself, I spend time and care carefully crafting each new vessel for the hero's soul! Every one perfect.

As for the why a hylian question. Every citizen in Hyrule is mine to protect! Just because they named themselves after me doesn't mean I favor Hylians.

When I make a new hero, I remember the first, and so they share more than just a soul