TAGS I'VE SEEN ON MY DASH
Starters from tags I've seen on my dash. Feel free to change any pronouns as needed and adjust however necessary.
❛ You are a FREAK of nature. ❜
❛ YES! I AM SO HAPPY THAT YOU ALSO SEE THE VISION … ❜
❛ WOULD YOU RATHER … COMPLIMENT SOME GUYS MUSCLES OR HAVE HIM COMPLIMENT YOU AND IMPLY THAT YOU MAY HAVE TO GET DEVOURED BY A FOREST CREATURE IN THE SAME BREATH????? ❜
❛ LOVE OF MY LIIIIIFE!!! THIS IS MY WHOLE WIFEYY!! ❜
❛ Please never think I lost interest. I only lost my mind. ❜
❛ I'm just saying my heart??? Massive. ❜
❛ Rest in pepperonis [name]. ❜
❛ I'm cleaning off the cobwebs here. Don't mind me. ❜
❛ Play board games with him you said. Bet you weren't expecting CANDYLAND! ❜
❛ COUCH IS LOVE! COUCH IS LIFE! ❜
❛ I want to say I'm sorry but I'm not. ❜
❛ Actually reported. The audacity. ❜
❛ I'm pushing all my barbies into your barbies. ❜
❛ She's so nervous and awkward I love her. ❜
❛ Please beat his ass. I give you the ok. ❜
❛ I don't know what this is, but here you go. ❜
❛ Go to sleep. It's past your bedtime you horny bitch.❜
❛ He don't know how romance works. ❜
❛ I have a feeling I didn't really answer the question. ❜
❛ I swear I will find it and I didn't hallucinate it. ❜
❛ I keep thinking about that one sonic tiktok using the king of the hill joke and I'm still crying laughing about it. ❜
❛ Should I do it? No obviously. Am I going to? I don't know yet. ❜
❛ How do you casually ask another man to ride in a car … that you just met? ❜
❛ I have two types: Older Brother or someone full of whimsy. ❜
❛ I will have my cowboy empire. ❜
❛ If the good lord's willing and the creek don't rise- ❜
❛ I have a lot of organized crime baddies. ❜
❛ Is this ass guys? I can't tell if this is ass. ❜
❛ MUST BE JELLY CUZ JAM DON'T SHAKE YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'?! ❜
❛ Okay I'm ready you can put me down now. ❜
❛ I'm here now and I need to make it everyone's problem. ❜
❛ I can and will abuse this power. ❜
❛ Forgive him, the tomatoes made him do it. ❜
❛ It's not too late for us. ❜
❛ Glass bones doesn't get you to the top. Vegetables do. ❜
❛ Neglect your veggies and you'll end up getting blown away. ❜
❛ They were in fact my sins. She was simply Satan. ❜
❛ Cute girlfriend acquired. ❜
❛ I'm lactose intolerant but I still think you're great. ❜