honk. HONK!

An indie Gamzee Makara. Post-Canon. General warning for gore, among other things! Proceed with caution, please ask to tag if I miss any tags. Blog url is a direct reference to the song The Gods Must Be Lying by Phemiec. | Mun is 26 | 18+ Interactions PREFERRED, please and thank you! | He/They/She Pronouns for Mun, ask Gamzee for his.

[thegodsmustbelying]

motherfuckin' good morning!

NAME'S GAMZEE MAKARA, MOTHERS AND FUCKERS OF THE INTERNETS! i'm 13 sweeps old, and at that age that i just wanna live the rest of my sweeps in peace, you know? AIN'T LIKE THERE'S ANYONE AROUND HERE ANYMORE WHAT AIN'T GONNA BE ALL UP AND THROWIN' QUESTIONS AT ME! i ain't gonna be blamed for what happened sweeps ago, so if you wanna make me the villain, get the fuck outta here. I JUST WANNA REMEMBER WHEN LIFE WAS GOOD AND WORTH IT. you got questions? throw them at me, motherfuckers. I'LL ANSWER THEM AS I FUCKIN' CAN!

[gawain-sonata]

the one person i want to comfort jake is not there help me

[cleverclove]

You see, Perry the Platypus, when Vanessa was a little girl, she wanted to take estrogen. Of course, I said yes. And since then she’s always been my little girl. Well recently, Vanessa’s school deadnamed her on her reports! Can you believe that!? I mean we live in a fairly progressive area and—hey, isn’t that not allowed in public schools??

Anyway, that’s when I got the idea for THIS! The deadname-eraser-inator! That way, not only will Vanessa no longer be deadnamed, but EVERY OTHER TRANS PERSON IN THE TRI! STATE! AREA!

[fckmypssywtharakemom]

[rubixpsyche]

Perry spends this episode fixing the wall he put a hole through on the way in

[unforecasted-st0rm]

‘What a fucking week’

- Me, at 8:36am on a Monday.

[coughloop]

JFK and Abe Lincoln were killed by the same bullet after it popped through Abe's chest it buonced off the railing and ricocheted around America for 80 beautiful years before lodging itself firmly in Kennedy's thick russet potato dip shit skull

[coffeepee-deactivated20230511]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[demolition-lesbians]

the thing about mcr that makes them so good is that you can take any two members and always get this image

[demolition-lesbians]

Band of two of thems

[rosenkav-art]

Be the gay Mean Girls fanart you wish to see in the world or however that saying goes

[yourfriendlyneighborhoodsloth]

[littledivathatyouown]

[chatterwell]

[churchyardgrim]

“if you’re not angry you’re not paying attention” used to be such a powerful phrase but now it’s more accurate to say “if you’re not angry you’re probably exhausted by 5+ years of Panic Outrage Mode and are nearing the limit of your emotional range for reacting to this shit”

[museonwheelshasmoved]

The fact that this is pre-covid haunts me

[siriosa]

the datestamp is a killer, yeah

[foxes-in-love]

[resoluteryshimmerings]

[socialistexan]

(soph4president on tiktok)

Speaker (if you know this person please let me know so I can credit them) testifies against anti-trans and anti-drag bills at the Texas Senate while another pro-trans demonstrator triea to keep a Republican goon from trying to prevent them from speaking.

"We may not win today and we may not win tomorrow, but we will presist as we always have in defiance of your oppression.

"If you wish to eradicate transgenderism from public life as members of you party have said, you can pry that from my cold dead hands!" 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

[tolerateit]

the tumblr holiday checklist aka the only thing that gets me through the year:

ides of march ✅

oscars ✅

april fool's day ✅

neil banging out the tunes ✅

the perfect date (april 25th) ✅

it's gonna be may ✅

met gala ✅

star wars day ✅

dashcon ✅

sans sexyman-queen's death followed by immediate resurrection as trisha paytas' baby-dwd drama-day (september 8th) ✅

do you remember (september 21st) ✅

dancing pumpkin day ✅

mean girls day/fma day ✅

the skeleton war ✅

november 5th ✅

please it's christmas (it's december 10th) ✅

[3liza]

[addaxus]

Aztec/Traditional Rat King Bruno!

This is a new one and the reason I’ve been slow lately! These random ideas just come up in my head and I can’t help but draw it out.

A “rat king” is not actually a rat king, but an amalgamation of rats whose tails got stuck together and died that way. His scepter is inspired by this phenomenon. Pretty gruesome and sad but most literal rat kings are portrayed as being evil; for example the mouse/rat king in ‘The Nutcracker’.