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MAGPIE ˈmagpʌɪ/ - noun 1. a long-tailed crow with boldly marked plumage and a noisy call. 2. a cheating, stealing, hoarder of secrets here to make your life all the more interesting. Is it really a question of who am I, or a question of who I am not? CURRENTLY TAKING CONFESSIONS VIA THE ASK BOX

[thegossipingmagpie]

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Bowling For Soup - High School Never Ends

[thegossipingmagpie]

High School was all about mean girls and cliches, trying to clamber on the head footballer’s dick or catch a glimpse at the star cheerleader in the changing rooms. To break it down, we were all obnoxious, horny little bastards - look how much we’ve changed. 

Here we go, Paxton. Channel your former self and try not to think too hard about anything. Better get those drinks flowing, because in one hour I'm calling a mass game of Spin the Bottle.

Participation is not voluntary.

M xo

[thegossipingmagpie]

High School was all about mean girls and cliches, trying to clamber on the head footballer's dick or catch a glimpse at the star cheerleader in the changing rooms. To break it down, we were all obnoxious, horny little bastards - look how much we've changed. 

For one night, and one night only, I'm giving you all the chance to throw away your adult responsibilities and try being a teenager again. In true 90's kids style we're taking over the campus with cheap beer and bad music. Our parents are scattered around the country, and there is no-one to tell us what to do. Friday nights are so sophisticated, so my party starts tonight TUESDAY, 22nd at 8PM GMT, 2PM EST or 12PM PST, with party games to follow shortly after. Dress code is cheerleaders or jocks, and you can bet I'll be having some fun with you all. 

Before you decide not to come, Paxonites, remember that I know more than I'd ever let on. 

Your secrets aren't safe with me.

[thegossipingmagpie]

Let's make this personal.

Everybody has that one person who they physically can't stand being near, I have several hundred of them. I want to know who's really rubbing you up the wrong way this weekend, and why. 

Or who used to rub you up the right way, but doesn't anymore, if you know what I mean. 

Send me your opinions on your classmates, Paxtonites, and when I get back from bleaching my eyes I will tell you whether I agree, or disagree. 

Don't hold anything back. 

M xo

[thejamesberry-blog]

And what is that supposed to mean?

[thegossipingmagpie]

That's for me to know. Can't tell everything at once, can I?

[captsamerica-evans-blog]

You tell some really funny jokes.

[thegossipingmagpie]

Hey, hey. I've got a good one, here we go.

Your hair.

[georgielarue]

I’m not homophobe, are you being serious right now? And just because I went all the way to call you on saying something about my sister you come and say shit to me? I speak for whoever I want and do whatever I want to do, she’s my sister and I’ll defend her till the day I die, you liking or not. Attack me as much as you want, I don’t even care, because you are just one lonely person sitting behind a blog acting like knows better than everyone and find fun into talking about people’s lives. Grow up, this is not High School anymore.

[thegossipingmagpie]

Are you? Oh wait, your whole life's a joke. I remember now. I'll grow up when the rest of you do, so I guess that makes me Peter Pan, and means I'll be here for a long time to come.

[thejamesberry-blog]

Well that’s very sweet of you, though I think I can handle myself. I don’t believe that because of the constant stream of people he brings into his room and it wouldn’t be my first time. I’m not a virgin. 

[thegossipingmagpie]

Could have fooled me.

[georgielarue]

You forgot about two small details here, pal. One, Quinn is pretty much taken and happy let me add, and two. She’s not into girls. 

[thegossipingmagpie]

Oh, sweetheart, you nearly mistook me for someone who actually cares about the little details. I don't give two shits about who's taken and not, it changes so often I don't see any point in keeping up. How close minded of you, Skylar. I'm disgusted. You should wear a pointy hat that says 'homophobe' and sit in a corner. Besides, who died and made you Queen? Last time I check Quinn was very much still alive and able to point her royal finger at people who say the wrong thing. She doesn't need you to soeak for hee, so sit the fuck down and deal with being the less attractive one.

[captsamerica-evans-blog]

That’s nice but I have Quinn covered.

[thegossipingmagpie]

That would explain why she constantly looks desperate to get laid.

[thejamesberry-blog]

He’s not taking advantage of anyone or anything. There is no need for the cops and he doesn’t need to be locked up. 

[thegossipingmagpie]

It's probably for the best, Blaine, I'm only looking out for you. Besides, I hear he's really bad in bed, I'm saving your from a lousy first time, that's all.

[thegossipingmagpie]

Rachel Berry

I have three anonymous requests for RACHEL BERRY so she's clearly a popular woman with someone. God knows who. Is someone going to hospitalise me if I say QUINN FABRAY? BERRY needs a manipulative, bossy blonde to keep her ego in whack, and QUINN permanently looks like she's in need of getting laid,

[thegossipingmagpie]

Well I’m unsure as to where you get your sources from but I can assure you that nothing is going on between me and Atticus.

Then you'd better call the cops, Bilbo, because Atticus is clearly taking advantage. If you don't do it, I will. I think a nice long jail sentence would do Hummel good.

[thegossipingmagpie]

Logan Pierce

All the pretty, empty people with plastic smiles. Paxton's own Barbie clique will either have to fight over, or share, the Ken doll. Heads up TATUM BERRY, LILLY WESTON, ROSANA LOPEZ. I say share him.

[thegossipingmagpie]

Skylar Fabray

Who else can see SKYLAR FABRAY and MATHIEU SMYTHE as a rich, high society couple who spoil their children and treat each other with casual disdain? Me. My bet's on SKYLAR to cheat first.

[thegossipingmagpie]

santana

Who doesn't love a little bit of girl on girl action? Personally, I'd love to see SANTANA LOPEZ show ABI ABRAMS a good time. I don't care whether the girl can actually stand the sight of other girl's vaginas. She can learn.